Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to be a bartender,
and I've been in the
service industry for a large chunk of my life. But I'm also
involved in a number of technical and creative endeavors.
Basically, this means I'm still a bit of a sarcastic cocky bastard
that can read people very well, but I also have a nerdy side and
can hold an intelligent conversation.
But really, I could say all kinds of things here, but it wouldn't
really mean much, now would it? I'm mean, sure, I'm typing in
complete sentences and all, but naturally, you get to know someone
best in person.
But that doesn't mean you get to peek into my windows. Put down the
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to southern Mississippi from Illinois a few years ago. At
first, I wasn't sure what to expect. But I've had a pretty good
experience here on the coast.
It's true, it can be quite an adventure uprooting one's life this
way. But in the end, we are better off experiencing new people and
All except the part about sucking the heads of crawfish. Ewww.
What's with that??
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting people to drink Malört.
You southern folk probably
wouldn't know about it. But basically, it's like drinking
dandelions, earwax, and kerosene, but not so leafy and tasty.
Be thankful no one sells it down here.
However, if I manage to get my hands on a bottle, guess what you're
drinking on our first date.
Speaking of first dates... anyone who thinks dinner and a movie is
a good first date needs a slap in the head.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My liberating honesty and ability to read your mind.
Also, that I apparently look like a villain, but I think it's just
the sideburns. Well, it might also be the secret fortress I'm
building inside the volcano, but I'm pretty sure it's the
And my sense of humor, which is sometimes sarcastic, sometimes
dorky, sometimes aggressive. You either love it or hate it. Which
is fine, because if you can't handle it, we were never going to get
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books and movies: Anything that makes me think or laugh.
Music: Anything that I can sing along to in my head.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't like this question, so I'm just going to pretend it
"Why are you on OKC?"
To be honest, my job and my typical waking hours aren't exactly
conducive to meeting relationship material. Meaning, I don't expect
to meet the love of my life at a bar at 11pm after I get off work.
Before work in the middle of the day, isn't much better, and I find
casinos and beaches fairly tedious. This doesn't leave many
promising opportunities in Biloxi, if you see what I mean.
Don't get me wrong, I've met some great people down here, but at
the times I'm out, I vary rarely see anyone I'd seriously be
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Volunteering some of my time to a good cause. But I'm not so sure
the Make-A-Wish Foundation needs ex-bartenders. I could be wrong,
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out making new friends, or at the gym trying to get back
into shape, or I've stayed in to be lazy and watch Netflix (How did
I survive before Netflix??), or be productive, and working on some
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a terribly private person. If you asked a private question,
I'd probably give an in-depth honest answer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If your entire profile IS TYPED IN ALL CAPS or SoMeThInG aNnOyInG
LiKe ThIs, then please don't. I hate you already.
Also, if you're about to send a message consisting of three words
or less, stop it right now.
Although, it is nice to have an unexpected message
waiting, unless you're that person who drives the creepy stalker
van, and then it isn't.
If you have a strong geeky/nerdy/dorky side you get bonus points.
Who are you looking for?
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