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33 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Dec 5, 2014
Hispanic / Latin, White
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
High school
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm originally from "upstate" (meaning any part of New York north of the Bronx). I've moved around a bit; lived here, and there. I've loved NYC forever, and finally moved here a couple years ago, I can't imagine living anywhere else. I'm very laid back, opinionated, and have a weird sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
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Serving awful food by day, doing comedy shows by night. Tying to explain to people I tell about said comedy shows that I don't do stand up, and what improv, and sketch comedy are.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being funny on the DL, doing funny voices, relaxing, swimming underwater.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Truth in Comedy, the Bed Wetter, "Graphic novels" (which is what people call comic books when they want to sound mature) especially anything by Garth Ennis.

Movies:Kill Bill (1 & 2) , Super Troopers, Big Lebowski, Evil Dead trilogy, Seven Samurai, Marvel movies (most).

Shows: SNL, Archer, Louie, Sunny, Aquateens, Sealab, Office(US & UK), Peep Show, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, Cowboy Bebop, True Blood, Walking Dead, Joss Whedon shows (excluding Dollhouse).

Music: Rolling Stones, Roots, Gorillaz, Otis Redding, Velvet Underground, George Thorogood, Johnny Cash, Cee Lo, Bob Marley, Sublime, Queen, Meatloaf, classic rock, classic soul, neo soul, lots more.

Food: Sushi, burgers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Comedy, Sunshine, Music, NYC, The Internets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, human nature, the mysteries of the universe, dick and fart jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing a show in Queens, and going out with my team after.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of attracted to weird/nerdy girls, if you like comics, video games, and or, have a solid plan for the zombie apocalypse that's a huge plus.
You should message me if
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You want to. I don't bite.