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Destinytheguy

32 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm originally from "upstate" (meaning any part of New York north of the Bronx). I've moved around a bit; lived here, and there. I've loved NYC forever, and finally moved here a couple years ago, I can't imagine living anywhere else. I'm very laid back, opinionated, and have a weird sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Serving awful food by day, doing comedy shows by night. Tying to explain to people I tell about said comedy shows that I don't do stand up, and what improv, and sketch comedy are.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being funny on the DL, doing funny voices, relaxing, swimming underwater.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Truth in Comedy, the Bed Wetter, "Graphic novels" (which is what people call comic books when they want to sound mature) especially anything by Garth Ennis.

Movies:Kill Bill (1 & 2) , Super Troopers, Big Lebowski, Evil Dead trilogy, Seven Samurai, Marvel movies (most).

Shows: SNL, Archer, Louie, Sunny, Aquateens, Sealab, Office(US & UK), Peep Show, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, Cowboy Bebop, True Blood, Walking Dead, Joss Whedon shows (excluding Dollhouse).

Music: Rolling Stones, Roots, Gorillaz, Otis Redding, Velvet Underground, George Thorogood, Johnny Cash, Cee Lo, Bob Marley, Sublime, Queen, Meatloaf, classic rock, classic soul, neo soul, lots more.

Food: Sushi, burgers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Comedy, Sunshine, Music, NYC, The Internets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philosophy, human nature, the mysteries of the universe, dick and fart jokes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing a show in Queens, and going out with my team after.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm kind of attracted to weird/nerdy girls, if you like comics, video games, and or, have a solid plan for the zombie apocalypse that's a huge plus.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. I don't bite.