Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In Kindergarten I stepped on a discarded syringe while playing in
my school's playground, in NYC. I then chased around a girl by the
name of Sarah with said syringe. Don't worry, I wasn't trying to
get her hooked on Heroine...I just wasn't very good at showing
affection back in the day haha
I was promptly scolded and sent to the principal's office. The next
day, as a way to apologize, I used my allowance to buy her a single
flower, a gumball machine ring, and gave her my sacred lunch time
A few decades later my sense of adventure, and romance still
dictates much of my life. However I dropped the whole syringe act
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a marketer in order to stimulate my passion for writing,
and support my addiction to travel and exploration.
On my free time I relax inside of blanket forts, push myself in
gym, and browse groupon, or buy plane tickets on a whim.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Getting free drinks and not waiting on line. I'm pretty friendly
and love meeting new people, I can pretty much make friends
anywhere I go, and I have gone out by myself many times, or started
the night hours before my friends arrive.
Sometimes I get asked why I even use this site, but the truth is
I've met some pretty great people on here.
-Killing bugs, opening jars, and fixing/building things.
-Being daring and dorkalicious
-Cuddling: I've won several prestigious awards (national and
international) for my cuddling capabilities
-Making Blanket Forts, I was originally planning on going to school
for Blanket Fort architecture
-Giving Piggy Back Rides, one piggy back ride from me will make you
feel like a warrior princess riding her pet lion into battle.
-Funstigating (instigating fun is one of my specialties)
-Knowing random animal facts. For example, did you know that
there's a species of jellyfish that can revert back to it's child
stage after it reaches sexual maturity, making it the only animal
with the capability to become immortal?
-Living, Laughing, Loving
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-I have tattoos, and used to have a few piercings, but they've all
-My luscious hair would be the biggest thing I guess (I know what
you're thinking, and the answer is MAYBE...I might let you touch
-My lack of judgement
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: 100 years in Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Fightclub
by Chuck Palahinuk, Choke by Chuck Palahinuk, 1984 by George
Orwell, The Harry Potter series, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, and
Gabriel Garcia Marquez for that matter.
-I can't stop reading something after I start...so I have read the
Twilight series...don't judge.
Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Fightclub, Resevoir Dogs, Pulp
Fiction, No Country for Oldmen, Interview with a Vampire, The Harry
Potter and The Lord of the Rings series (I did say I was a little
dorky), The Matrix, The Little Mermaid (she was my first crush) but
my favorite is Spice World ^.^
Music: Obviously Lady Gaga, The Bacstreet Boys, N'Sync, and my all
time favorite The Spice Girls (I'm totally serious).
Honestly I listen to a lot of music, it would take forever to
mention it all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This question is weird, I can live without practically anything
minus air, food, and water. If you're wondering what are some
things that would cause me a long period of discomfort if they're
taken away from me, I'd say:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Is this the second time I'm shampooing my hair?
-My next adventure
-Why is my dog always so damn happy. She's like 12 years old, and
everyone thinks she's a puppy.
-What else can I learn that will make my life (and particularly the
lives of my loved ones) a little bit better?
-Trying and experiencing new foods.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying what this city has to offer with some of the coolest
people you'll ever meet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I met a girl on here who got extraordinarily plastered on red wine
within an hour of us meeting up, she eventually tried to stab me
later that night...best date ever?
If we go out, please don't try to drink as much as some of my
friends (especially the large Cuban one, by the name of Fernando)
there's no need to have an ego about how much you can drink. We're
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Don't message me if you're extremely superficial and need
expensive things to make you happy, and feel validated. Or if you
care too much about what other people think. Life is amazing, and
we don't have enough time on this planet to worry about the
-If you need someone to kill spiders for you, or open a jar of
pickles I'm your guy
-If I have piqued your interest, don't be chicken, just message me
:) I do believe in chivalry, but this is the 21st century. It's ok
if you make the first move, I'll take the rest from there :)
-If you're not a shitty person, it sounds kind of obvious, but I
have met some shitty girls on this site. I'm not going to judge you
if you are, I just don't want to be around you.
-If you crave fun, adventure, romance, and have passion in your
life I can dig that.
-If you've read my profile in it's entirety...I know it's kind of
-Also if you agree with this woman (I know it's a long article, but
totally worth it)
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