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Deus-Culpa

22 M Denton, TX

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Tyler is the name, graduating in December is my game. I'm a hard working, tasty beer drinking, smot poking wordsmith often with too much time on my hands. I love music and food, as do most other humans. I'm an INTP on the Meyers Briggs, which basically means I am a coldly calculated introvert who likes to sit back and observe. If sarcastic, witty, white males are your thing, then look no further.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am studying or putting off studying most days of the week. I'm earning my degree in History, was planning on becoming a teacher then realized how little I care for most students, especially if they aren't interested in History. I'm currently just waiting until December and going with the flow.

Since I am a full time student with no job, please don't expect to be whisked away on platinum steeds that shit quarters and silver dollars; I can certainly take you to dinner, but I am not going to be the sugar daddy you've always dreamed of.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
+ Cooking (beyond the Maruchan level)
+ Making people laugh
+ History, especially U.S. military and Ancient Near East
+ Accents, particularly Southern and German
+ Photography with D/SLRs (the pictures I have uploaded here are nowhere near their actual resolution, thus look small and sad)
+ Saying things that need to be said to people who need to hear it
+ Spiraling into crippling bouts of depression
+ Sweating way too much
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
+ Straight teeth; four years of braces do that sort of thing
+ Extremely white, in tone and personality
+ My ass is as flat as Hank Hill's
+ "Wow, this guy really enjoys metal. He looked so nice though..."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Lord of the Rings
A Clockwork Orange
The Hobbit
The Road
All Quiet On the Western Front
The Stranger
The Gay Science
Nausea
Angela's Ashes

Food:
Asian
BBQ
Meat in general
Carrots
Coca Cola...although I am trying to limit em'
Mexican
German

Film:
Lord of the Rings
Anchorman
The Shawshank Redemption
A Clockwork Orange
Wall-E/Pixar in general
Persona
Blazing Saddles
Fargo
American History X

Music:
Alice in Chains
Amon Amarth
And So I Watch You From Afar
Animals as Leaders
Arsonists Get All the Girls
Between the Buried and Me
Black Dahlia Murder
Black Sabbath
Bloodbath
Blotted Science
Boston
Cynic
Dave Brubeck
Death
Dethklok
Devin fucking Townsend
Foreigner
Ghost
Gojira
Lamb of God
Mastodon
Nine Inch Nails
Opeth
A Perfect Circle
Pink Floyd
Rammstein
Rush
Scale the Summit
SikTh
Styx
System of a Down
Tenacious D
Tool
Trent Reznor

Shows:
Trailer Park Boys
South Park
It's Always Sunny
Iron Chef
Bizarre Foods
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Metalocalypse
Squidbillies
Superjail!
Moral Orel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books
Historical works
Alone time
Sleep
Neck kisses
Cake
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I enjoy thinking about my future and what I want to do with my life, often to my own dismay. Us INTPs have a knack of getting lost within ourselves.

Constantly think of what song I should put on here for like two people to listen to when they read my profile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5RY20HOkKU
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In my apartment watching something, reading, practicing bass. I value my alone time with mj and a cold beer. You won't find me down on Fry St or at some EDM party rollin' with the brahs. I'll be working part time this upcoming semester, so probably doing that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am missing an organ, have grown two extra teeth, and have webbed feet. One of those is a lie...wonder which.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I am currently dating someone I found here on OkC (http://www.okcupid.com/profile/kittencallie), so let's keep it casual and friendly, y'all. If you are visiting my page because you looked at my lady's page, welcome! I am that guy who dates her, and yes, she's pretty satisfied and doesn't need your crusty 50 year old self trying to squeeze a pity fuck out of her. Let it be known, my girlfriend will send me all of your skeevy attempts to "pick her up," and we will both laugh at how pathetic/lonely/unattractive/dim-witted you are. Or any number of other adjectives we deem fit to describe your sad state of existence.

If you consider 50 Shades of Grey to be a BDSM guide, please navigate off of my page and reconsider your sexual appetites.