I'm Tyler. Eloquence and stuffiness seems contrary to what the internet is all about, so let's keep it simple. I am a free thinking, question filled introvert who enjoys poking fun at nearly every aspect of daily life.

I'm an INTP if Myers and Briggs are your kind of fellows.

I am in school, studying to become a History teacher of some sort, at UNT. I'll be the face your spawn see in some school setting. I like explaining ideas to people, especially cool history stuff...and a load of useless information about bands. Aside from school, I am doing a whole lot of nothing, enjoying being a young adult.

+ Cooking (beyond the Maruchan level)
+ Making people laugh
+ History
+ Accents
+ Taking pictures (when I actually get out and shoot some)

+ Straight teeth; four years of braces do that sort of thing
+ That I play a lot of air instruments while walking, driving, bike riding, and in class
+ Extremely white, in tone and personality

Books:
Lord of the Rings
A Clockwork Orange
The Hobbit
The Road
All Quiet On the Western Front
The Stranger
The Gay Science
Nausea
Angela's Ashes

Food:
Asian
BBQ
Meat in general
Carrots
Coca Cola
Mexican
German

Film:
Lord of the Rings (shocker)
Anchorman
Religolous
A Clockwork Orange
Wall-E/Pixar in general
Persona
Blazing Saddles
Lots more, let's talk about it?

Music:
Alice in Chains
Amon Amarth
And So I Watch You From Afar
Animals as Leaders
Between the Buried and Me
Black Dahlia Murder
Black Sabbath
Bloodbath
Blotted Science
Boston
Burzum
Cynic
Dave Brubeck
Death
Dethklok
Foreigner
Ghost
Gojira
Lamb of God
Mastodon
Nine Inch Nails
Opeth
A Perfect Circle
Pink Floyd
Rammstein
Rush
Russian Circles
Scale the Summit
SikTh
Storm Corrosion
Styx
System of a Down
Tenacious D
Tool
Trent Reznor
...and lots more; music is a big part of my life, I enjoy a bit of everything.

Shows:
Trailer Park Boys
South Park
Tosh.0
Workaholics
It's Always Sunny
Iron Chef
Bizarre Foods
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Metalocalypse
Squidbillies
Superjail!
Moral Orel

Soy sauce. Fuck all the rest.

Space. Seriously, do you realize we're just floating in the middle of a bunch of...space? Would aliens like death metal? History too. I'd love to be the US envoy to explain the customary traditions of America to some aliens.

I think about my expanding beer palate and how it seems everybody was right: it was an acquired taste.

How silly/stupid people are, and how they got to where they are in life.

In my apartment watching something, reading, practicing bass or smoking/drinking. I value my alone time with MJ and a cold beer.

You won't find me down on Fry St or at some EDM party rollin' with the brahs.

I hate one sided conversations almost as much as I hate being asked to follow people on Facebook/Twitter/Instagram/Kik or whatever social media bullshit is all the rage.

I also don't really enjoy playing older video games; this isn't to say I didn't play them as a kid, I just can't deal with the terrible graphics and gameplay now.

You aren't a materialistic, indie cunt who blogs pictures of their food. You also shouldn't message me if you are going to get uncomfortable talking about yourself due to some fear of internet rape/murder...I'm a local college student...not Ted Bundy.