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Deutempestic

25 Waterman, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 10
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to the Fading Maelstrom. I will be your host and guide this evening. Please accompany me and mind your step...you never know when the paths will...shift.

Adaptability is a high priority for me, and as such I prefer not to set many things about myself in stone. I do not identify with any particular sexual orientation, I would never restrict my dietary choices due to the loss of potential options, and I am completely open to having my personal beliefs challenged and modified.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finding a job with on-site housing so I can get out of here and have more adventures...possible options include cruise ships, remote wilderness lodge staffing, living and working at a no-kill cat shelter, etc. I've been off of work for a year now and I'm finally ready to make a drastic change in my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing. I hate it.

Working. I hate it.

Driving. I hate it.

I am highly proficient at finding things; it is one of my true joys in life.

I'm really good at cleaning things, but I lack the drive to do routine cleaning, so this only manifests itself in random places and in strange ways.

I've always been very good at taking things apart. I figure that I would be equally as skilled at assembling if I ever had the motivation to do so.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
At times, my ever-changing hairstyles have garnered attention. Other times, some of the more interesting pieces of my wardrobe have drawn comments. I'm statistically tall, built like a linebacker, and friendly; any of these are probably accurate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Brian Setzer Orchestra, Three Days Grace, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Sara Bareilles, Shakira, Juanes, Imelda May.

The 10th Kingdom, Leverage, Kolchak, Frisky Dingo, Better Off Ted, Pushing Daisies, The Big Fat Quiz of the Year, QI.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Usual Suspects, Snatch,Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Sting, The Good, The Bad, The Weird, Jeremiah Johnson, Cutthroat Island, Constantine.

Matthew Reilly, Terry Goodkind, Rob Thurman, Neil Gaiman, Robert Jordan, Jasper Fforde, Christopher Moore, Jim Butcher.

I try to keep up with a few webcomics weekly; my favorites are Girl Genius and El Goonish Shive.

My favorite cuisines so far are Peruvian, Cajun, and I'm slowly working my way through Eastern Europe. I pride myself on being an eclectic eater and enjoy trying many new foods.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Being physically active(soccer, volleyball, kayaking, physical labor)

-Interesting weather- particularly thunderstorms

-Variety...I have serious problems with boredom and apathy.

-Also adrenaline, for much the same reasons. I live for adventure.

-Wilderness...I was raised a farm boy and Boy Scout, and being away from trees and fires and natural water makes me edgy.

-Imagination. It keeps me going when times get tough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Steampunk and libertarianism. Adventure.

I spend a large amount of my time thinking about activities that I would rather be doing than sitting around thinking. Unfortunately, my personal satisfaction in doing activities on my own is the same whether I physically do them or just imagine doing them. It is the added element of participating with other people that makes activities worthwhile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Adventuring is what I live for, and Fridays are as good as any other day of the week to fulfill that need.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It fully terrifies me how many people list their computer and their phone as things they could never do without on their profiles. I view these things as useful tools if applied correctly, but I have no idea how so many rational, self-aware people have become so dependent on them. If you can't live without your technology, you have a major problem and should be actively working to fix it. To tie this in to a self-summary...I am the kind of person who is turned off by dependence, especially of the technological variety.
You should message me if
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you think that I'm interesting and that we could have life-altering adventures together. If you have an idea for a business and need someone to lend you their labor. If you need a volunteer for anything fun or exciting.

For people near me, I am always looking for physical activities to participate in, so let me know if you need to round out a volleyball or soccer team, or would like a workout buddy. I'm tired of having to settle for exercising with people I don't like.