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32 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 8:21pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Too much crap here. I'm new to Seattle, not entirely by choice, but hoping to make the most of it. Thankfully my ambitions are not geographically restricted. I'm a theater freak, a geek, and I've barely been here a week. I made that up m'self. Hyuck.

I like to think of myself as a creative, particularly in the realm of story telling, and I'm working on bringing some stories out of my twisted brain meats and into the world for people to read, love, or tear apart. Meanwhile, I'll just be damned happy I have an audience, I'll probably make an old reference about people liking me, really really liking me... or something. The subject matter tends toward the darker side, if not that, then toward a twisted whimsey. I'll share what I can with interested parties.

Seeking: a partner in crime, someone to share the things I love with, someone who can introduce me to new things, someone who can keep me on my toes, someone I can geek out with, someone who doesn't mind the overuse of the word 'someone', or doesn't mind this disgusting runon sentence I've spawned.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Went from a city where I partied with pirates to one where I party with... artists? Well, it's still a good time I suppose. I have a new job, hunting for a new home, and eager to make some new friends. Who knows, maybe I'll find someone who can tolerate me for a long haul, either 'the' or 'a'. First things first, need to find someone to click with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ideas? Lots of ideas. I can cook a few mean dishes, like trip you, take your money, and give you a swirly mean. Always trying to expand that list. I'm something of a creative bastard too, which I tried covering in aforementioned ideas, but figured I'd clarify. Also, I lied, I'm not a bastard, totally legit even if my Mom was pregnant with me at the alter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dashing good looks, my mighty forehead, my concentrated awesome height, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love this list, no matter how often I change this profile, this is the list that will grow. I might condense it some day, but I kind of like it this way, we'll see which way the wind blows come the future.

Working on Mark Z. Danielewski's "House of Leaves". An amazing book, and not a light read.

Finch, Jeff VanDermeers fungal Steam Punk noir, a damn good read if a little odd in it's style.
Jim Butcher's fantasy series Codex Alera. He is also the author of the Dresden Files series which kicks much ass.
Fond of Glen Cook's Black Company books. Slowly getting through the third omnibus, keep running into distractions though, been spacing it out with some H.P. Lovecraft and other books. Working on Jim Butchers "Side Jobs", a compilation of his Dresden Files short stories.

Steven Brust, Steven Erickson, Stephen King, yep, lots of Stephens/Stevens in the literary world. George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series. H.P. Lovecraft stories. Old Pulp Fiction sci-fi and fantasies. Jim Butcher's Dresden Files series. Fantasy Novels in General. Just about any graphic novels published by Vertigo. (I.E. Sandman, Lucifer, Preacher, Hellblazer, etc) Fables graphic novel series.
Neil Gaimen books. Gene Wolfe books.
And many many more.

I like a wide variety of movies, I am a movie junkie, not to be confused with a movie snob, unless it's Will Ferrell or Rob Zombie, fuck those guys.

Banshee Chapter is quite the chilling horror film. Just saw Space Pirate Captain Harlock, and while anime is kind of low on my nerd totem pole, Leiji Matsumoto knew his shit.
Personally I think Django Unchained is one of Quentin Tarantino's finest.
Bunraku , Ironclad, Franklyn, ink, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Let Me In, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shawshank Redemption, Kingdom of Heaven, Phonebooth, Event Horizon, The Brother's Bloom, Moulin Rouge, Kick Ass, Legend, Willow, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, 300, 500 Days of Summer, Dark City, Donnie Darko, Equilibrium, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus , Moon, Black Swan, Requiem for a Dream
I'm sure there are more, but this is just a list of those I've thought to put on here.

Was recently exposed to Three for Silver, I quite enjoy them.

Nico Vega, Halestorm, Florence + The Machine Findlay, Elysian Fields, Loreena Mckennit, Lacuna Coil and Within Temptation.

All the Apparatus (They're local y'all!), Doctor Steel, Florence + The Machine, Murder by Death, Band of Skulls, Barenaked Ladies, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Beck, Blues Traveler, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Richard Cheese, MC Chris, Flight of the Conchords, Faun, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Korn, Massive Attack, Metallica, Poe, Mika, People in Planes, She Wants Revenge, Smash Mouth, Tricky Pixie, Voltaire
The White Stripes, The Racontours, Nightwish, Cake, Nox Arcana, Gnarls Barkley, Kan'Nal, Modest Mouse, Disturbed, Barenaked Ladies, Voltaire, Maldroid, Bob Marley, Apocalyptica, Band of Skulls, Woodkid
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hate this part.
Um, my cat,
the written word,
something with which to write words (preferably involving typing, I hold pencils too low and too tight so my hand cramps; I also type faster than I write. A pity shorthand is a dead art.),
dark side.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting my own place, or at least a place, and diving into Seattle life mighty forehead first... preferably without concussion, though bruising is acceptible.

Writing, recording, creating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this Friday you speak of? I need to find it, we have to talk, it's about how it is going to become my Sunday soon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So, they need to learn the definition of private, so let's ignore the word and replace it with 'personal'. Hmmm, I didn't get a license until I was 28. There's a long boring story as to why, I'll spare you though. Also, I have scared myself enough while writing thaf I check the windows to make sure no one is looking in. Three guesses as to what I like to write. Until recently the semi colon scared the crap out of me, we talked some, and it turns out it's pretty nice; still makes me nervous though.
You should message me if
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You're a geek or geek friendly. I need a partner in crime, platonic or otherwise, I have schemes to hatch and shenanigans to pistol whip, and it'd be more fun doing so with a lady-type companions.

If Cthulhu told you to, that'd be an acceptible answer as well.