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  • Ages 21–35
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Yesterday – 12:34am
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
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Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Since I last did a rehash of this thing, well... let's just say I've had an interesting Summer and Fall, both in the positive and the Chinese sense. I am, oddly enough, in the midst of the highest concentration of creative inspiration I think I've ever had. This is conflicting with my crappy schedule, and my own worst enemy: my own procrastination tendencies. If I ever do find a partner on here, perhaps they might be one who doesn't mind giving me a nudge once in awhile, or even a kick in the pants, I have enough cushion for a kick in the pants.

Gods I wish OKC had a reset button. I need to go over far too many of those questions that have shifted or changed relevance. Wait, that idea seems so obvious that *takes a peek* well damn, there it is. I'll need to set some time aside this weekend and do something about that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Starting a podcast... sort of. It's half late night radio show, talking about supernatural events and conspiracy theories, and half story telling, usually something dark but tied into the evenings theme. The show itself is a front for a larger story, however, because for some reason I don't like straight forward story telling. I would be lying if I said I wasn't inspired by Chilling Tales for Dark Nights and The NoSleep Podcast
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a solid actor. Recently I've been told I sound like I should be narrating something or on the radio, I have decided to take these suggestions to heart, we'll see how this pans out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dashing good looks, my mighty forehead, my concentrated awesome height, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Finch, Jeff VanDermeers fungal Steam Punk noir, a damn good read if a little odd in it's style.
Jim Butcher's fantasy series Codex Alera. He is also the author of the Dresden Files series which kicks much ass.
Fond of Glen Cook's Black Company books. Slowly getting through the third omnibus, keep running into distractions though, been spacing it out with some H.P. Lovecraft and other books. Working on Jim Butchers "Side Jobs", a compilation of his Dresden Files short stories.

Steven Brust, Steven Erickson, Stephen King, yep, lots of Stephens/Stevens in the literary world. George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series. H.P. Lovecraft stories. Old Pulp Fiction sci-fi and fantasies. Jim Butcher's Dresden Files series. Fantasy Novels in General. Just about any graphic novels published by Vertigo. (I.E. Sandman, Lucifer, Preacher, Hellblazer, etc) Fables graphic novel series.
Neil Gaimen books. Gene Wolfe books.
And many many more.

I like a wide variety of movies, I am a movie junkie, not to be confused with a movie snob, unless it's Will Ferrell or Rob Zombie, fuck those guys.

Banshee Chapter is quite the chilling horror film. Just saw Space Pirate Captain Harlock, and while anime is kind of low on my nerd totem pole, Leiji Matsumoto knew his shit.
Personally I think Django Unchained is one of Quentin Tarantino's finest.
Bunraku , Ironclad, Franklyn, ink, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Let Me In, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shawshank Redemption, Kingdom of Heaven, Phonebooth, Event Horizon, The Brother's Bloom, Moulin Rouge, Kick Ass, Legend, Willow, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, 300, 500 Days of Summer, Dark City, Donnie Darko, Equilibrium, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus , Moon, Black Swan, Requiem for a Dream
I'm sure there are more, but this is just a list of those I've thought to put on here.

Was recently exposed to Three for Silver, I quite enjoy them.

Nico Vega, Halestorm, Florence + The Machine Findlay, Elysian Fields, Loreena Mckennit, Lacuna Coil and Within Temptation.

All the Apparatus (They're local y'all!), Doctor Steel, Florence + The Machine, Murder by Death, Band of Skulls, Barenaked Ladies, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Beck, Blues Traveler, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Richard Cheese, MC Chris, Flight of the Conchords, Faun, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Korn, Massive Attack, Metallica, Poe, Mika, People in Planes, She Wants Revenge, Smash Mouth, Tricky Pixie, Voltaire
The White Stripes, The Racontours, Nightwish, Cake, Nox Arcana, Gnarls Barkley, Kan'Nal, Modest Mouse, Disturbed, Barenaked Ladies, Voltaire, Maldroid, Bob Marley, Apocalyptica, Band of Skulls, Woodkid
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Insert clever witticism or generic list here*
I'll get to this later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.

Hey, you asked.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this Friday you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am hating this Kelloggs ad that I've accidentally clicked on about three times while trying to update this profile.
You should message me if
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Cthulhu tells you to?

You know who/what Cthulhu is and want him to run for President in 2016.

You are a geek or are at least geek friendly.

Seriously, the last one is a requirement, if you're not at least geek friendly, best be moving on. This liger ain't changing his stripes.

You need a dance partner, this is not a metaphor, my last attempt at learning social dance was relatively random. My partner wound up being a snob who went on about how my height was ruining her steps, how much she hated the type of dance they were doing, and blah blah blah. Were I a violent man I might have headbutted her pointy nose, rest assured, I was the perfect height for that! Also rest assured, the thought of actually doing that to someone makes me cringe, so it is said only in jest. It's kind of sad that I need to clarify that, but until text can relay facial expression and appropriate tone of voice, I'll have to make due.

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