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DevilOfRoses

31 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Law
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Currently trying to get my life in some semblance of order. Got my student loans consolidated, going to be moving in with new roommates soon, hopefully I'll be able to get my own place before the year is out... not holding my breath, but it's nice to hope! More realistically I'm planning on pursuing theater and film a little more actively if I can't work on my own projects. We'll see how that goes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just finished moving. Consolidation of student loans didn't pan out, namely because they weren't Federal, so I'll be exploring other options. First, I'll settle into this new and somewhat messy home, and figure my next step toward getting a place just for me. Roommate can be awesome, but I want my own home dammit, how else can I hatch my evil plans without risking witnesses?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff and things, I love stuff and things!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dashing good looks, my mighty forehead, my concentrated awesome height, you tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Finch, Jeff VanDermeers fungal Steam Punk noir, a damn good read if a little odd in it's style.
Jim Butcher's fantasy series Codex Alera. He is also the author of the Dresden Files series which kicks much ass.
Fond of Glen Cook's Black Company books. Slowly getting through the third omnibus, keep running into distractions though, been spacing it out with some H.P. Lovecraft and other books. Working on Jim Butchers "Side Jobs", a compilation of his Dresden Files short stories.

Steven Brust, Steven Erickson, Stephen King, yep, lots of Stephens/Stevens in the literary world. George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire series. H.P. Lovecraft stories. Old Pulp Fiction sci-fi and fantasies. Jim Butcher's Dresden Files series. Fantasy Novels in General. Just about any graphic novels published by Vertigo. (I.E. Sandman, Lucifer, Preacher, Hellblazer, etc) Fables graphic novel series.
Neil Gaimen books. Gene Wolfe books.
And many many more.

I like a wide variety of movies, I am a movie junkie, not to be confused with a movie snob, unless it's Will Ferrell or Rob Zombie, fuck those guys.

Just saw Space Pirate Captain Harlock, and while anime is kind of low on my nerd totem pole, Leiji Matsumoto knew his shit.
Personally I think Django Unchained is one of Quentin Tarantino's finest.
Bunraku , Ironclad, Franklyn, ink, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Let Me In, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Shawshank Redemption, Kingdom of Heaven, Phonebooth, Event Horizon, The Brother's Bloom, Moulin Rouge, Kick Ass, Legend, Willow, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, 300, 500 Days of Summer, Dark City, Donnie Darko, Equilibrium, The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus , Moon, Black Swan, Requiem for a Dream
I'm sure there are more, but this is just a list of those I've thought to put on here.

Recently I've noticed I've developed more of a thing for female vocalists. By way of example, bands I've gotten into within the past few years have been Nico Vega, Halestorm, Florence + The Machine and most recently Findlay. I also love Elysian Fields, Loreena Mckennit and others. I'm hoping to pick up some Lacuna Coil and Within Temptation as soon as I am able, until then, I'll be using other sources to get the appropriate fix.

All the Apparatus (They're local y'all!), Doctor Steel, Florence + The Machine, Murder by Death, Band of Skulls, Barenaked Ladies, Trans Siberian Orchestra, Beck, Blues Traveler, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Richard Cheese, MC Chris, Flight of the Conchords, Faun, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Korn, Massive Attack, Metallica, Poe, Mika, People in Planes, She Wants Revenge, Smash Mouth, Tricky Pixie, Voltaire
The White Stripes, The Racontours, Nightwish, Cake, Nox Arcana, Gnarls Barkley, Kan'Nal, Modest Mouse, Disturbed, Barenaked Ladies, Voltaire, Maldroid, Bob Marley, Apocalyptica, Band of Skulls, Woodkid
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Insert clever witticism or generic list here*
I'll get to this later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
*The emptiness symbolizes the vast infinity that encompasses the sheer scope of my intellectual pursuits. Or maybe I'm just too lazy to write something here.*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What is this Friday you speak of?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am hating this Kelloggs ad that I've accidentally clicked on about three times while trying to update this profile.
You should message me if
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Cthulhu tells you to?

You know who/what Cthulhu is and want him to run for President in 2016.

You are a geek or are at least geek friendly.

Seriously, the last one is a requirement, if you're not at least geek friendly, best be moving on. This liger ain't changing his stripes.

You need a dance partner, this is not a metaphor, my last attempt at learning social dance was relatively random. My partner wound up being a snob who went on about how my height was ruining her steps, how much she hated the type of dance they were doing, and blah blah blah. Were I a violent man I might have headbutted her pointy nose, rest assured, I was the perfect height for that! Also rest assured, the thought of actually doing that to someone makes me cringe, so it is said only in jest. It's kind of sad that I need to clarify that, but until text can relay facial expression and appropriate tone of voice, I'll have to make due.