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DevilishSAM

33 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 10:50am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a cynical but soft-hearted Carolina transplant who loves a good glass of wine - although I'll take mediocre too, lazy Sundays, and my dog. I love crisp fall days, live music, and tequila. Extra points if they happen all at the same time.

I've got kind of a dark sense of humor and am terrible at telling jokes because I somehow always mess up the lead in or the punch line. But I tell them anyway.

Being in D.C. for going on 7 years has taught me to try not to take myself too seriously - there are enough people here to do that for you. I also refuse to play the "who's busier?" game that seems to be a contact sport around here. I like a balanced life (work, social, and down time) and am not afraid of a completely unscheduled weekend.

I'd like to meet someone who'll take me for grand adventures but can appreciate the simple things in life, like curling up during a thunderstorm with a movie, or Saturday trips to the Home Depot. Someone who is intellectually curious, emotionally mature, and who will respect me as an individual while supporting and caring about me.

I also have a 8 year old golden retriever and she is, obviously, the best. She's mischievous and sweet so loving dogs is pretty much mandatory.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
lawyer by training...working for the government, basically catching international arms dealers
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering faces (yes, I am that person who stops you on the street because I remember we took piano lessons from the same old lady when we were 12)

Directions (my old boss used to call me The Human GPS)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my smile

My lack of a Southern accent. It's there if you know to look for it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fried Okra, blackberry cobbler and melted vanilla ice cream, coffee

Dark, psychological thrillers (like Gone, Baby, Gone)

Mystic River, Crime Noir (Dashiell Hammett, etc.), more recently: The Glass Castle, Cloud Atlas, & The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet (both by David Mitchell), Cutting for Stone, Americanah

TV: Colbert, Dexter, OITNB/HOC/etc., The Americans, currently bingeing (does that have an e in it?) on Californication

Music... hmm. I like most any genre (growing up in a musical family will do that), and will pretty much go hear anything live. Lately I've decided I like anything with funk undertones, a strong base line, and a horn section.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my dog
blankets
coffee
parentheses
college basketball
that perfect pair of jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who I can bribe to cook and clean for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out for dinner/drinks with friends usually. Or crashing if it's been a long week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a pretty open book, so I'm not sure. Maybe I should be more mysterious?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can throw a (dog) slobbery tennis ball repeatedly.
You love the mountains (especially if you can appreciate the Blue Ridge ones).