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Devilmaycare37

40 South Lyon, MI Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I could be bound in a nutshell and count myself the king of infinite space... were it not that I have bad dreams."

I'm Andrew.
I'm looking for a partner and companion...

So here's the honest to God truth. I'm Getting older and I'm a bit lonely... I don't really party anymore, so meeting people is kinda a bitch. I couldn't tell you what my type is, I'm not even sure if I have a type. I'm an introverted extrovert, an INFJ, a geek, a gamer, an obnoxious sarcastic, a bibliophile, and an avid movie watcher.

I am not overly into sports, (though I do pay attention).
I am not into outdoor activities, (though I can be talked into it).
I am not "country", (... no subtext here, I'm just not f'n "country").

I'm looking for someone to share my time with, my very precious limited time... I have a full time+ job, full custody of my daughter, a handicapped mother who lives with me, (she lives with me, not the other way around), a venerable grandmother whose affairs I oversee, and a quadriplegic aunt whose affairs I also assist in tending to. I am a very busy man, so if you're super high maintenance and can't deal with not being top priority... then please go find someone who has nothing better to do than fawn over you.
(Alright, there might be a sliver of bitterness in that last remark.)

I am spiritual, but not religious. I have no issue with anyone's beliefs as long as they don't try to push them on me...
That includes atheists.

I am opinionated, but not political. See above.

I am also a pro-wrestler. Yeah, the fake kind... now shut up.

That's me... if I sound a bit obnoxious, it's because I am.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Running a kitchen, taking care of my familia... they physically require a lot of help so it consumes a fair portion of my time. Trying to get back to the gym, I've let myself go a bit and I'm not comfortable with it. Occasionally I get to squeeze in some personal time with a book, film, or video game...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, dissecting an argument even if I agree with it, Scrabble, and sarcastic come backs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My stunning good looks and outgoing personality...?

More likely, my big beer gut and the angry look on my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Art, poetry, fantasy novels and horror fiction. Comics.

Films: I watch everything... My favorites in the world right now are
Shawshank, Children of Men, Ink, Alien(s), Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, 13 Assassins, and Spirited Away. The best movie I watched recently was Guardians of the Galaxy. I love, love, love anime, comic book movies, Kevin Smith, and zombie flicks. I only watch romances that are a bit off-beat, my favorites are Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind and The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.

Shows: Walking Dead, Boardwalk Empire, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, and Face-Off.

Went and saw Evil Dead:The Musical recently... F'n awesome.

Music: In my CD player right now:
Slipknot, Queens of the Stone Age, Mushroomhead, The Black Keys, Static X, Clutch,
Waiting for a turn on my CD player: Deftones, Tool, System of a Down, Eminem, Cash, Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath, Muse

Food: I'll try anything, but top of my list is sushi... I can't get enough eel.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter
My senses
A sturdy pair of boots
Cigarettes (though I'm thinking I might try to quit)
Music
A fedora
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The impending zombie apocalypse, where I'm going to bury the first boy my daughter takes an interest in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My daughter gave me a tiny stuffed dog to sleep with....
So I do.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You hate people as much as I do.

No seriously, I f'n hate people.