A little about me. Believe it if you like. At the end of the day, the only way you will get to know me is if you meet me. In my view profiles do not really mean much but I will nonetheless leave you with a little something to maul over.
I'm a bit of fruit cake. I'm extremely independent, but dependable. I've a lovely sense of humour and love to smile. I'm extremely spontaneous, extroverted in many ways but introverted in others. I've a huge love for life, a risk taker and adventurous. I love challenges. I'm very naughty (in an enduring sort of way I hope!) & do not believe that anyone can be naughtier than me. I work hard and play even harder (darn I believe I have earned it). I love to take the lead but I am also happy to follow. I will try anything once within reason.
I do not suffer fools gladly and never (hopefully) make the same mistake twice. I'm direct and straightforward. I am single minded in many ways & uncomplicated. I'm always looking for my next adventure or challenge. I love going out, romance & travelling. I know what I want. I have the patience to achieve it.
I'm a simple person. I have a nice heart and always willing to give people a chance. I am non Judgemental, I accept people as they are and always look for the best in people and situations.
I can be hot to handle but have never burnt anyone? I'm such a softie at heart.
I like to take care of myself. I am not perfect, but do the best with what I have, so my appearance is important to me. I am not a drama queen, neither I'm I appearance orientated but I like to take care of myself. I am not high maintenance since I know how to maintain myself. My aim is not to change anybody, so please do not try to change me! With me what you see is what you get. No drama, no games and no excess baggage.
I enjoy spending time working out in the gym, I have a treadmill at home and exercise for at least an hour a day. I am trim and well-toned, not overweight nor skinny but just right for me.
I am considered as intelligent though I do not pay much attention to that since I believe that common sense is my best attribute since in-spite of its name common sense is not all that common and many people do not have it?
I love going out but spending Sunday lazing around in bed is the best end to my week. I love to romance and also like been romanced. I am both patient and impatient. I have patience for the things that require patience and impatient for things that do not.
I do not have a list (long or otherwise) of what I am looking for in a person. Everyone needs to be themselves, acting can only get you so far and you can only keep it up for a short while. All I am looking for someone to match me, let's see where it goes if we both click. At end of the day, we all need to be ourselves since there are plenty of others.
That said, I am not into cybersex. I do not sleep around. I am not into one night stands. I will not sleep with you on a first meet. If you are only looking for sex, look elsewhere - I believe there are places you can go for that, so do not waste both our times. I do not have dirty conversations with men that I am not in a relationship with. I do not email, text or use any form of electronic media or otherwise to send nude and/or semi-nude pictures of myself. Please do not ask. Call me boring but those are for the eyes of my man. If you are looking for the above please do not waste both our time, we do not match.......even if your time is not precious to you, mine is.
If on the other hand you are looking for a fairly intelligent yet sensual woman who is not a drama queen but has character, personality and no excess baggage contact me, you never know where it might lead. You should also message me if you think we could match. Go on, you know you want to.......I'm a really nice person.........honest :-)
Please do not email me if you do not have a picture. Do not waste your time if you are looking for a discrete liaison...sort it out with your wife. There is nothing discrete about me. X
Food and water (this counts as 1)
Still thinking about the final one
Please do not contact me if:
You believe you are a play boy (Lionesses like me eat cubs like those for breakfast - should I say we squat them like flies :-))
You want to be my sex slave :-)
You do not have a profile picture,
you want to hide behind internet chat,
you are not prepared to meet
You do not look like your profile picture,
You're into Cyber Sex, (you need to speak to your mother)
You're looking for a dirty chat etc., (call your mother)
You hate Typos, grammatical errors, spelling mistakes and the likes as I am the original typo queen,
you are looking for a discreet liaison,
you're into yourself
you're superficial yada yada yada
you're looking for sex
you're looking for a one night stand
You are looking for a prostitute and the likes (seriously I doubt you could afford my price).
Finally, I'm not really into email tennis, neither I'm I any good at messaging since we cannot get the real essence of each other behind email messages. To be honest, I find email messaging tedious and a waste of valuable time. If you like what you see enough to want to meet and see where it may lead just let me know..........asking is simple and easy, here is an example:
Hi Devinnna, hope you have had a good day. I saw your picture and profile and would like to get to know you. Are you be any chance free on XXXX day for a chat over a nice meal and drink.................See that was not too bad.
See I know what I want, do you?