Me: I have health insurance.
I have a 3' by 4' map of the U.S. on my wall where each state has its corresponding quarter taped to it.
After a few Belgian beers, I have the tendency to leave with the glass they come in.
You: Are you "living your life to the fullest"? -> Go to the Message me if section, answer B.
Are you a hot nerd who fully knows herself? -> Keep reading.

A mathematically appealing corporate job.

Being asked to bring the cocktail menu when I go to a "select" venue and I'm only wearing a black shirt.
Forgetting to take off business socks during business time.

Stubble. Also frequently asked: " Are you Turkish?"

Movies: almost anything by the Coen's bros, Goodfellas, Serpico, Elevator to the gallows, It happened one night, Transpotting, Public Ennemy #1, A prophet, Office Space, My cousin Vinny, The life of others, Hable con ella, All about my mother, (pretty much all Almodovar actually..), all Scorcese?...hmm almost, The shinning, Quai des Orfèvres, Cool Hand Luke, The Great Escape. Anything bold or slightly twisted...not messed up for the sake of it.

TV: The wire, IT crowd, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested dev., Breaking bad, Stewie from Family Guy, Archer sometimes.

Books: Garcia Marquez, ( historias de mis putas tristes, Love in the time of cholera,..), André Gide, ( The Immoralist, The Pastoral symphony, The narrow door), Stefan Zweig, (The chess Player, The very rich hours of humanity), Borges (Ficciones), The Master and Margarita.

Music: Beirut, Radiohead, Calexico, the Beatles, Tchaikovsky (double down on this one), Manu Chao, Fleet Foxes. Just discovering Bob Dylan, remember that name.

Food? I make yummie crêpes and profiteroles, good ricotta gnocchi and last time, everyone finished their osso-bucco.

Crocs
Fanny pack
Phone belt clip
Chuck Norris beard
Briefs

If you listed your iPhone over here, it's gonna be tricky..

Standing up for the half-empty side of the "half-full glass" story because if half-full then:
1. Either it sounds like a half ass job
2. Or it was most likely not good enough to be finished anyway
3. And if it was good enough then blessed are those who see it's already half empty for they might appreciate more what is still left.

Whether or not Tigger from Winnie the Pooh and Tony from Frosties are relatives.

Having ramen with friends and trying to tell them about the cocktails that bar tender with suspenders and a Ron Jeremy mustache was making on Thursday.

I do not mind being checked out by guys.

If you are:
A. Cute and funny
B. Hot and witty ( i.e. your username does not contain "sassy" or "sarcastic";)
C. Ugly but irresistible