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DeviousSquirrel

34 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French, Spanish, Arabic

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My self-summary
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Me: I have health insurance.
I have a 3' by 4' map of the U.S. on my wall where each state has its corresponding quarter taped to it.
As a child, I used to think I could read people's minds. I usually use this power to have private jokes with strangers.

You: like to cook - even if you can barely make eggs. You enjoy board games and wish people played more often.

Are you a "sarcastic and down to earth gal living her life to the fullest"?
-> then you don't need me, really.

Are you a hot nerd who fully knows herself?
-> Keep reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A mathematically appealing corporate job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being asked to bring the cocktail menu when I go to a "select" venue and I'm only wearing a black shirt.
Forgetting to take off business socks during business time.
Sending messages on that website that are creepier than what I meant...too bad:)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Stubble. They don't notice I read their minds. Also frequently asked: " Are you Turkish?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: almost anything by the Coen's bros, Goodfellas, Serpico, Elevator to the gallows, It happened one night, Transpotting, Public Ennemy #1, A prophet, Office Space, My cousin Vinny, The life of others, Hable con ella, All about my mother, (pretty much all Almodovar actually..), all Scorcese?...hmm almost, The shinning, Quai des Orfèvres, Cool Hand Luke, The Great Escape. Anything bold or slightly twisted...but not just messed up for the sake of it.

TV: The wire, IT crowd, Flight of the Conchords, Arrested dev., Breaking bad, Stewie from Family Guy, Archer sometimes.

Books: Garcia Marquez, ( historias de mis putas tristes, Love in the time of cholera,..), André Gide, ( The Immoralist, The Pastoral symphony, The narrow door), Stefan Zweig, (The chess Player, The very rich hours of humanity, 24 hours in the life of a woman, Confusion, The Fear, Burning secret), Borges (Ficciones), The Master and Margarita.

Music: Beirut, Radiohead, Calexico, the Beatles, Tchaikovsky (double down on this one), Manu Chao, Fleet Foxes. Just discovering Bob Dylan, remember that name.

Food? I make yummie crêpes and profiteroles, good ricotta gnocchi and last time, everyone finished their osso-bucco.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Crocs
Fanny pack
Phone belt clip
Chuck Norris beard
Briefs

If you listed your iPhone over here, it's gonna be tricky..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Standing up for the half-empty side of the "half-full glass" story because if half-full then:
1. Either it sounds like a half ass job
2. Or it was most likely not good enough to be finished anyway
3. And if it was good enough then blessed are those who see it's already half empty for they might appreciate more what is still left.

Whether or not Tigger from Winnie the Pooh and Tony from Frosties are relatives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having ramen with friends and trying to tell them about the cocktails that bar tender with suspenders and a Ron Jeremy mustache was making on Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not mind being checked out by guys.
You should message me if
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If you are:
A. Cute and funny
B. Hot and witty ( i.e. your username does not contain "sassy" or "sarcastic";)
C. Ugly but irresistible. Also, you think it's okay for a guy to live in the basement of his mother's apartment.

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