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DewTheLisa

24 Saint Petersburg, FL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Heyy, I'm Lisa.

I procrastinate. I drink a lot. I have great friends. We have good times. I have the most handsome dog in the world. I'm teaching myself how to play guitar. I work hard. I shop too much. I listen to my music loud. I daydream. I want to travel. I like fishing. Camping. I like playing pool. I love going to shows. Live music is an outlet for me. I smoke too much when I drink. I love hookah. The beach at night. I'm addicted to Dexter. I binge watch tv shows when I really like them. Horror movies are my favorite. If you don't like them, go away.

I am who I am. Take it or leave it. I'm not where I want to be in life, but I'm getting there. It's cliche but, I need someone who can handle me at my worst and appreciate me at my best. I'm damn worth it, I promise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work. Work. Work. Drink. Work. I enjoy working. I'm a server and I love it.

Took some time off from school, but I'm enrolled for next semester and I plan to major in special education. I'm pretty passionate about that, but you never know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh with my awkwardness.
Keeping a smile on your face.
Oh, and writing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually my eyes. I was cursed with blue eyes that get me constantly asked, "are those contacts?" It's annoying. I've even been asked to "prove it" once. Having to literally touch my eyeballs in the middle of a store. Thanks mom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dexter. Big Bang Theory. How I Met Your Mother. Bates Motel. Game of Thrones. Ground Floor.

I'm a nerd. I love reading and I'll read just about anything. From history books to gory demonic thrillers.

Movies, where to start. Mostly horror.
Texas Chainsaw movies, Nightmare on Elm Street(all of the old ones especially), The Punisher, Four Brothers, The Departed, Paul, The Change Up, Silver Linings Playlist, The Purge, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Just to name a few.

Music is everything to me. Ask me if you really want to know.

I hate seafood. I love spicy food. Chipotle = <3
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My animals, music, sisters, friends, mascara and Dexter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I'll actually meet the right girl.
Someone who's down to earth and doesn't want to play games. Unless it's like, video games or monopoly or something. (;

Why I'm not married to Lauren Cohan yet.

Why are people such douchebags sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first time I hung out with this chick, I got so drunk, I peed her bed that night. Butttt we still ended up dating. Ugh. Lol.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interesting enough & not just looking for a chase.
Oh, and not creepy. Yes, girls can be creepy too.

Or if you know what you want in life. I'm at that point where I know who I am and what I want in life. No, I won't fall in love with you and move in together after a week. I've found happiness within myself, so I don't need a girl to make me happy. I need a girl who I can give my heart to. Someone I can share secrets with. Take out on the town. Cuddle up and watch movies with. Fuck like we're in love, and then actually maybe fall in love.

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