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27 M Edinburgh, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
This suggested my username be "Dezasaurus"... I must say, I was tempted.

I'm quite difficult to describe, so I do hope you are the sort of person who would rather ask me questions which could lead to interesting conversations, rather than simply reading an online bio and judging from there. Because, let's face it, we're all flicking through the app until we think "Ooo s/he looks nice".

Then it tells us we're "45% enemies" - whatever the hell that means...

A few things about me:
- I'm bisexual.
- I enjoy laughing and love people with a good sense of humour.
- I dislike religion with a passion, but not the religious.
- I'm reliably informed by middle aged co-workers that I'm "a cutie"
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a stand up comedian, but technically a bog standard office worker.
The former is a lot more exciting.

I have aspirations that involve journalism; writing; creating music... Anything that involves me actually thinking and creating rather than simply doing.

I play drums, guitar, a minuscule amount of keyboard and sing a little. Recently I've started writing my first novel.

I also have a degree in Biology, all of which doesn't really add up does it?
I’m really good at
I'm really good at breaking any tension with a joke. There is literally nothing I couldn't laugh about.

If you can't laugh at something awful, you're doomed in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told its my eyes. They're very light blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love most movies but since I got Netflix, that view has changed somewhat. I even gave Twilight a chance. I mean it was crap, but at least I gave it a go.
Although, I do have a special place in my heart for really bad horror films. I consider it an art form to be able to make a horror movie so bad it's good.

I'm a Terry Pratchett fan, and love the Discworld series. I have a rather eclectic book collection: from various manga to fantasy and some science books.
Currently reading Mogworld by Yahtzee Croshaw with John Dies At The End waiting in line for its turn.

When it comes to music I'll listen to anything; except that hard core/screamo nonsense that sounds like a jumbo jet with IBS.
On my iPod I've got everything from Metalica to ABBA; Jukebox The Ghost to Pulp. My favourite band is Queen and I won't hear a bad word said about them.
The six things I could never do without
- My phone. These days we've all got a little magic box that gives us access to the entire World. It's incredible.
- My wallet. Got a lot of important things in there.
- My iPod. I'd go mad if I couldn't listen to my music
- My friends & family. Cheesy I know, but it's true.
- Drumsticks & my guitar.
- My senses. Grateful for them; they feed my mind with all it needs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually with friends enjoying a glass of wine or whiskey.

Either that or I'll be at home trying to write something constructive which will doubtlessly lead me to arse around on the net.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like One Direction. I have their albums and I think they're good.

I'm neither proud nor am I ashamed.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
If you've read this far, do send me a little message. I'm sure we'll get on grand.