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DezB27

27 M Edinburgh, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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This suggested my username be "Dezasaurus"... I must say, I was tempted.

I'm quite difficult to describe, so I do hope you are the sort of person who would rather ask me questions which could lead to interesting conversations, rather than simply reading an online bio and judging from there. Because, let's face it, we're all flicking through the app until we think "Ooo s/he looks nice".

Then it tells us we're "45% enemies" - whatever the hell that means...

A few things about me:
- I'm bisexual.
- I enjoy laughing and love people with a good sense of humour.
- I dislike religion with a passion, but not the religious.
- I'm reliably informed by middle aged co-workers that I'm "a cutie"
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer and a stand-up comedian. Although technically I'm a bog standard office drone but the former is much more interesting.

At the moment I'm not too sure what I'm doing with my life. I'm currently writing my first book, hoping to become published and then I'll see what's what.
I’m really good at
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I'm really good at breaking any tension with a joke. There is literally nothing I couldn't laugh about.

If you can't laugh at something awful, you're doomed in life.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been told its my eyes. They're very light blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love most movies but since I got Netflix, that view has changed somewhat. I even gave Twilight a chance. I mean it was crap, but at least I gave it a go.
Although, I do have a special place in my heart for really bad horror films. I consider it an art form to be able to make a horror movie so bad it's good.

I'm a Terry Pratchett fan, and love the Discworld series. I have a rather eclectic book collection: from various manga to fantasy and some science books.
Currently reading Mogworld by Yahtzee Croshaw with John Dies At The End waiting in line for its turn.

When it comes to music I'll listen to anything; except that hard core/screamo nonsense that sounds like a tractor with IBS.
On my iPod I've got everything from Metalica to ABBA; Jukebox The Ghost to Pulp. My favourite band is Queen and I won't hear a bad word said about them.
The six things I could never do without
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- My phone. These days we've all got a little magic box that gives us access to the entire World. It's incredible.
- My wallet. Got a lot of important things in there.
- My iPod. I'd go mad if I couldn't listen to my music
- My friends & family. Cheesy I know, but it's true.
- Drumsticks & my guitar.
- My senses. Grateful for them; they feed my mind with all it needs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually with friends enjoying a glass of wine or whiskey.

Either that or I'll be at home trying to write something constructive which will doubtlessly lead me to arse around on the net.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like One Direction. I have their albums and I think they're good.

I'm neither proud nor am I ashamed.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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If you've read this far, do send me a little message. I'm sure we'll get on grand.