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37 Dallas, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:35pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for someone with substance and that likes to be relaxed and have a good time.

Come at me bro, ask me what you want.

1- I love to travle
2- I love to cook
3- I love making out
4- I love animals
5- dogs are my favorite
6- I love pretty girls that smell good
7- I have salon quality hair
8- Bubbles and Randy are my favorite
9- if you know what I'm talking about in 8, let me know so we can go out and cause a shitolanche.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to live a life of compassion and at the same time break balls whenever possible.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making out
Walking dogs
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My amazing ears, or perhaps my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book : The Mack Within byTariq Nasheed, Life of Pi, Siddhartha, A Confederacy of dunces

Music: I love hip hop, punk, old school country the most, but I like just about everything else. Depends on my mood.

TV: Any great series on Netflix I can power thru on a lazy weekend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pretty girl to make out with
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Merle ( my dog ) is dreaming about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on the Friday, I'm either working or twerkken.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an intelligent person and can keep up with just about any topic but I am extremely dyslexic and so I come off as being somewhat mentally challenged when it comes to spelling and grammar.

Also the movie "Big Fish" chokes me up everytime.
You should message me if
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If you want your wildest dreams to come true.

If you do not use the word hate in your profile except for when talking about Nazis or animal cruelty.

If you can have fun without drinking.

If you are a pretty girl and likes kissing.

Please DO NOT Message me if any of the following pertains to you or your profile:

If you are defensive in your profile. Example: "I like to smoke, if you don't like smoking, you can go fuck yourself!"

You refer to yourself as an " introverted Extrovert" that makes no sense.

Seriously don't lie about your body type, it's not cool. If you only have neck up selfies you shall never know the pleasure of my sweet embrace.