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28 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:45pm
White, Other
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English, French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hope this is quirky enough, but everyone on this site is like a god damned Wes Anderson character. These things are strange so here's my attempt at being Internet cool:

I have a job, a car and my own place. I don't snore, I own books, and I'm a decent cook. Done.
No? ok...

I write for a blog and am building a website and podcast, I'm an AV tech for a live special effects company, and I play music, usually just weird folk songs. I also just started stand-up.

I have hobbies too, don't worry. Some are but not limited to: Surfing, painting, going to concerts, saying inappropriate things, writing of course,road trips, making the mistake of getting high before I choose which Netflix movie I am going to watch, reading a lot, camping trips, and other super cool things that make me sound awesome online.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting it by doing super awesome things. My mom is proud.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drawing a blank when asked this question online..
If we happen to meet, these answers seem like something you will soon figure out with a decent conversation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a white guy with tattoos probably. Thats what I see when I see me, and ya know what? It's pretty accurate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love reading, so a few authors are: Kerouac, Hemingway, Thoreau, Emerson, Guy Debord, Salinger, Arthur Rimabud, James Joyce, Emile Zola, Fitzgerald, Stein, Bukowski, Easton Ellis, Daniel Quinn, Safran Foer, Hunter S. Thompson, Whitman, Coelho, Ginsberg, J.G. Ballard, Marx, Goethe, George RR Martin, Rowling, Dalai Lama, Gary Snyder, Alan Watts, Thomas Pyncheon, Langston Hughes, Kafka, Palahniuk, Neil Gaiman, Debord, Dos Santos, (Fill in another smarty pants nerd here).

Movies: Lets just say I love film. I love going to the movie theater by myself too. That's my jam.

Music: Its an infinite list... lets go with genres - Blues, Jazz, Indie Rock, Classical, Folk, Bluegrass, Traditional Irish, Punk, Classic Rock, some awkward 90's songs, Indian Sitar, Reggae, etc.

TV: I have one. It works too.

Food: Love it, but I don't take pictures of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My cat

everything else does not matter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Super powers, pizza toppings, new books, old books, and what other people are thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something amazing and jealousy inducing. Or not. I get tired after work like normal people too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think it’s funny a lot of people say “that it’s because you’re on here” like that it’s some badge of shame. There are a lot of fucking idiots out there, this just helps to narrow it down. There’s nothing embarrassing about it.

I’m not very private so just ask.
You should message me if
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if you want to. That's why we're here right? to meet people. So give it a shot.
Have something unusual or unique to say. I like to know people who know how to always keep things interesting, but most importantly, be yourself.

Or not, just say Hi. I don't really care. Let's just move off this website and be functioning adults.