Here's the story: Driving through a dark road at night with the windows down, wind flowing through your hair, as you sway your hands through the cool brisk air swaying to classical music. And just at the moment when you are completely lost within your senses, a little voice of a woman suddenly sharply notes "Turn left, in .3 miles".

Technology is amazing. I believe in balance, the Best of the Best. I'm a big fan of Social Media and practically live on my computer, but I'm a designer so it's okay..right?

And Here's the Story: Getting wrapped up in cold sheets on warm nights, Cutting through a crisp sheet of paper, Red Suede shoes, The first snowfall, The scent of Coffee in an airplane, A strong and firm back massage, A bitter slice of dark chocolate, Catching your breath on a fresh Autumn morning, Listening to an unknown person's story on a late train's platform; and for a brief moment, crying with them and celebrating them as glorious human beings, and then turning away to never see them again.

Studying to try and marry the idea of Science and Design together, in order to truly research and understand the Human Experience. I enjoy working with User-centric design implications promoting aspects of Pre and Post developmental research. My dream is to study what the role of Cultural Anthropological History and Psychological Identity play in the formation of creative trends and processes.

If you even remotely understood any of that, you should message me.

Going on bad dates and drinking cheap wine. Using my experiences to research a preemptive method to defining douche's and trying hard to stay clear of them. It hasn't been working thus far.

Reciting the alphabet backwards. And spelling 'colour' with a 'u.'

The hair. It's wicked awesome.

Books: As much as I love reading, I can't seem to ever find the time to do so. My favorite books include: The Count of Monte-Cristo, Food, Inc., Yellow Raft, Blue Water. About a Boy and High Fidelity..actually anything and everything by Nick Hornby. Karen Armstrong is so intriguing but the run-on sentences and terrible page layout just piss me off. And ofcourse-I grew up on Roald Dahl :) *(so if you did too then you already have one leg up.)

Movies: Anything British or out of the mind of one Mr. Woody Allen. Favorites include History Boys, Scoop & Closer; among many, many others.

Music: I love music and tend to go through phases. Right now I'm eating up Owl City, Santigold, Noah and the Whale and a little Taylor Swift. I know.

Food: 3 words: Triple Layer Hummus. Yum.

1) A Thesaurus.
2) Music.
3) My Mac (and a strong WiFi Connection)
4) Curiosity.
5) Ironic Humor.
6) Making Lists.

The development of identity as a response to the modernization of society segueing into sub-cultures. That, and why men have nipples.

Watching the Golden Girls at home. That's how I do.

I'm extremely shy when I first meet people, but have learned to hide it well. I have an awkward relationship with Food. I often forget to eat until well-past midnight, at which point I've been known to have a box of cookies. I've been told I come across as arrogant, but that's just a awkward combination of nervousness and geekdom. Eventhough my driver's license says I'm 5'8; I'm actually 5'7.75. It doesn't get any bigger than that.

If you know the difference between 'then' and 'than'. Or if you understand how an apostrophe works in a plural-possessive situation. If you feel that you want something more than just sex, but readily enjoy it just as much. If you're truly a good human being. If you are passionate and awkward and funny and have goals and dreams. And incase you haven't figured it out, intelligence is a big turn on. So's a man who knows how to use a full-stop. Oh Yes.

You Shouldn't message me if:

1) You categorize the length of your penis as your primary aptitude. You're a horse, we get it, get over it.
2) U ToTaLliE LiKe TaK LyyK DiS. I would have said "If you're a 13 year old girl", but unfortunately that isn't a prerequisite any longer.
3) You own a pair of Puka Shells. This isn't Cancun. You're not 14. On the same note, hopefully you don't have frosted tips either. These two go into the same category, for obvious reasons.
4) You don't have a sense of humor. In my mind God is a Sassy Black Woman and all you can do is laugh at the irony of fate and existence.
5) You don't know what the word 'intellectual' means. Think this is unnecessary? Oh, think again.