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29 M Renton, WA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
I’m willing to lie about where we met! …but just this one time. We can tell them we met at a charity function or when we volunteered at Parkland Senior Living, lol.

Ok, so about me...

My mission in life takes up a lot of my time and I’m passionate about many things but when I take a break on the weekends I go to Seahawks/Mariner games, hang out with my degenerate friends, eat poisonous fish at Japanese restaurants, on the rare occasion we have nice weather I like to be outdoors so you cannot be allergic to sunlight, road trips! And planning my next vacation. I’ll try anything twice.

My ideal week night would be to grill a steak or some other mysterious dish, try a new craft beer, while watching a new release or just hanging out.

Knowledge is power and I’m very educated, I always love to learn new things. I can hold intellectual conversations, all the way down to gossip about Stacy’s new haircut.

I have a good job, ambition, my own place, a fully stocked fridge, a car, and best of all, I’m normal! No excessive texts or phone calls or anything weird and creepy from me. I feel for you girls, it must get annoying after a while!

I’m close with my mom and I’m totally cool with watching chick flicks, even at the theatre, and I won’t even try to cover my face when we leave. ;)

Bottom line… I fu&*$ng rock!
What I’m doing with my life
Conquering the business world one rung of the corporate ladder at a time
I’m really good at
Singing in the car and messing up the lyrics, saying "that's what she said" at the most inopportune times, using sarcasm as a 2nd language
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and my disproportionately large butt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Pillars of the Earth, Enders Game, Catcher in the Rye, Catch-22, Great Gatsby

TV Shows: GOT, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Shameless, Homeland, The Wire, Workaholics, Park and Rec, Suits, Daily Show

Food: I am pretty sure I could live entirely on sushi and burritos

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, Oceans 11, The Godfather 1/2, Gladiator, Good Will Hunting, Step-Brothers

Music: late 90's/early 00's hip hop is my ish, but for current stuff I guess Drake, Macklemore, August Alsina, John Legend, Kid Ink, and just a touch of country/alternative just to mix it up a little bit
The six things I could never do without
My son
Huskies football
my phone/internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Why I turn the radio down when I am looking for an address
- Why do doctors and lawyers call what they do "practice?"
- In movies if something is top secret, why would they put "confidential" on the envelope? Wouldn't that make someone want to open it, as opposed to a plain manila envelope with nothing on it?
On a typical Friday night I am
There is no such thing as a typical Friday. Every week is, or can be, different. Something fun I assume.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Message me and find out. No freebies here!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you’re an attractive, outgoing, creative woman with a good sense of humor. You’re sweet and intelligent with a wild side. You’re open to new experiences and aren’t afraid to just be yourself. You’ll be a nice addition to my already awesome life. So you should probably message me now because the guy above me lives with his mother and the guy below me is married. I’ll talk to you soon.