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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 16, 2012
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hey! Whats up? I'm a fun loving guy and a self-starter who has absolutely no interest in committing murder. I'm looking for love, companionship, or just that one lovely evening (and rest assured that one lovely evening will absolutely end with you back at your house, safe and sound!) Let me take you into my magical world of not murdering anyone, ever, for any reason.
What I’m doing with my life
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>Studying architecture
>Collecting weapons/blunt objects
>Chilling/surfing at the beach
>Practising using my weapons/blunt objects
>Sharpening my weapons/blunt objects
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding romantic and very secluded spots for first dates.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing people usually notice about me is my absolute lack of threatening cues. People are like "I feel so safe and comfortable around you." And then usually follow it up with "I really couldn't imagine you ever murdering me." At which point I tell them that they are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT RIGHT!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Basic anatomy books.

Dexter: Has great tips on how to deal with relationships.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
>My 250 hectares of land in Northern NSW farmland. So peaceful and private, kinda like a graveyard.
>My lawyer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Murd....Having fun long lasting relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually I like to go out and hang with friends where I will be seen with plenty of people in plenty of places, such that I always have an alibi in the INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY event that I come up as a suspect in a murder trial...WHICH WILL/HAS NEVER HAPPEN(ED)!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Haha private? Nothing private bout me. All out in the open. Completely innocent.
You should message me if
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Yo booty is delicious, well rounded, nutritious.

And if your funny. That too.