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Diabolic67th

27 State College, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't really take this very seriously. I'm more or less just looking for new friends. If we end up waking up naked in a ditch together we can maybe see where it goes.

I'm a perpetual grad student with little interest in the Big Ten and a stupid account name. I'll probably graduate when I figure out what I want my next big step to be.

Things I do for fun: vidya games, billiards, self-criticism, marathon tv/anime/movie sessions, MTG, comma splices, irritating my one house-mate, not graduating.

I'll cook for you if you do dishes. Common ingredients are tortillas, meat, and chili powder. I often skip the tortillas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Start a company, become obscenely rich, hate what I've become and give away my fortune to orphan children.

Failing that, I'm most likely going to end up with a job in the automotive industry working to improve fuel efficiency and ideally solving all of the worlds energy issues all at once. I'm awesome like that.

I wouldn't mind running a brew-pub with my friends, but that takes effort and coordination.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things. Breaking things. Making condoms last. Ambiguous statements.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know. I don't think anyone has ever pointed anything out. Does anyone have an observation they'd like to share?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A: Great Gatsby, The Jungle, Heart of Darkness, Brief History of Time, Lord of the Rings, Discworld, Hitchhiker's Guide.

B: We Were Soldiers, Full Metal Jacket, Django Unchained, Seven Psychopaths, Pulp Fiction, Zombieland, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch. I like Vietnam War movies for some reason, but I tend to watch and enjoy anything. Other than war movies, I like thought-intensive movies a lot; the same goes for zombie movies, ridiculous comedies, and kung fu flicks.

C: Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Cosmos, Bill Nye the Science Guy.

D: Chromeo, Pink Floyd, Rolling Stones, Queen, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Crookers, Fedde Le Grand, Temptations, Bloody Beetroots, ELO. I listen to just about anything, honestly. Country and current rock are really the only things I actively avoid.

F: I love buffalo anything. Anything spicy really. I guess Mexican and Asian cover roughly 90% of my most favoritest things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, family...umm...food. Puns. Non-sequitors. That thin line between funny and offensive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Escaping grad-school limbo. Dinner. The best price per ounce for tortilla chips. Religion. Politics. Why credit cards are so hard for people to understand. Is that girl looking at me? Oh god she's looking at me; act cool. Maybe act frustrated your Sheetz order is taking forever! Girls love frustration!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Get home from work, watch a thing, maybe play some Minecraft. Wow I'm lame.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not a damn thing interesting.
You should message me if
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You'd like to exchange witty banter. You notice any potentially life-threatening health issues in any of my pictures. You don't get most of your daily affirmations through image macros. You like doing dishes. You have an uncontrollable urge to insult me (I can take it). You have an uncontrollable urge.

I'll probably reply. It's really a matter of courtesy.