I'll laugh when you fall....first ill make sure your ok...then Ill laugh. Im random in every sense of the word.
One word text...thats that shit I dont like.
I am a thinker and conversationalist so you have to make me think and challenge me to see things in a new light.
If you dont like Michael Jackson you wont like me
Yes I do teach people about sex, no I won't touch your balls, but I can teach you to touch your balls so good(and the science behind you wanting to touch them) that you won't even need me too :).
Im sarcastic....and my humor is a mix between Arrested Developement and Adam Sandler movies...but its adorable I promise