TL;DR Fuck you. Read it, it's short.
Summaries are lame.
I like long stints in front of a computer screen playing Mass Effect, stiff drinks, and daydreaming about travelling.
It's really easy to tell who read this part of my profile.
I don't want to skype with you.
If you're not in the area, I probably don't want to talk to you.
Don't be a fucking creep.