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23 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:56pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name is Chris! I'd be equally happy relaxing at home and reading, or going out on hikes with friends. I like listening to Pandora on the bus, but I also occasionally like to make conversation with strangers. I'm on here because it I think it would be rad to end up with a girlfriend, but I'm also happy just meeting anybody else that's also rad and wants to do stuff with someone. I'm generally a very sociable person, but I'm also introverted, so I don't like large crowds, and at the end of a night of socializing, I want time to recharge.

Right now I'm in the process of losing weight, because I want abs and to fit in slimmer clothing. I work out every other day, count my calories, and I like cooking tasty, healthy meals that I can find out the caloric content of. Some of my favorite dishes are cauliflower and bacon hash, teriyaki pineapple marinated steak, strawberry banana smoothies, and big huge salads I have every day for lunch.

I work out, meditate, have a thing for self-help books, and generally have a mindset of self-improvement. I could never be with a woman that I couldn't have a good conversation with, that doesn't value her health, or that doesn't support me in my goals. As of late I've been a very driven sort of person, and I appreciate anyone willing to work hard for what they want, and those with some iota of discipline.

I love the jokes on laffy taffy wrappers, cold hamburger helper, laying in bed in the morning and not having to get up, taking a piss after having needed to for a long time, cracking my back, having conversations with strangers on the bus, and smiling at little kids.
What I’m doing with my life
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Saving money for my own wheels and apartment, researching different handyman trades to find out which I want to persue, and taking it one day at a time.

On my way to getting abs and peace of mind through exercise, diet and meditation.

Working up the nerve to do and take the things I want, and not letting myself get in my own way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
typing run-on sentences because fuck the haters
picking up heavy things and putting them down (like your mom)
making dad jokes
having awesome eyebrows
assuming everyone wants to make some sort of meaningful connection with another person
shit if I know.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Ask them. I often get told I look familiar, I'm short, I have hairy forearms, sometimes I look like a hipster, I can be odd, and sometimes when I laugh, I'm told I sound like a comic book villain.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books! Classics, sci-fi, erotica, medieval fiction and crime noir are pretty rad, as well as fantasy. Ask me about some of my favorites, I like talking about books.

Movies! Almost everything by Quentin Tarantino and everything by Kevin Smith, Indiana Jones kicks ass, I like stuff with monsters and aliens, and Hayao Miyazaki films are the bee's knees, plus a lot more.

Shows! Mercifully few: Supernatural, Game of Thrones, Law and Order SVU and NCIS are all pretty rad, Doctor Who is brilliant, and a fair number of other shows are pretty rad, too.

Music! Classic rock, jazz, ragtime, swing, honkytonk, non-religious country, folk, Creedence Clearwater Revival, some fantasy metal aka Dragonforce/Hammerfall and Iron Maiden are all fantastic. Especially stuff like Cage the Elephant, too. Road trip music!

Food! It'd be easier to say what I don't like: pickles, mustard, relish, potato/macaroni/egg salad, deviled eggs, spicy food that's hotter than mild, and unspiced/unseasoned vegetables.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Integrity, self-respect, wisdom, kindness, peace of mind, and determination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ethics and morality of my own actions.
things I'd like to learn to do (carpentry, guitar, bass and drums, making clothing, speaking a foreign language, etc.)
my anxiety
what I'm supposed to remember, but already forgot
why I make Sims characters that do everything I'd ideally do, but then I wouldn't do things the way they do haha

I tend to get stuck in loops where I'll think about something, then think about why I thought that, then think about why I thought about thinking about why I thought that, ad infinitum.

How to get people to open up! I don't ask personal questions entirely to judge character (everyone judges), but I *do* use them as topics of conversation. If people know more about themselves than anything else, then why not ask them about them?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleeping, cooking dinner, reading, doing nerdy things with friends, planning my weekend, messaging with people, and generally relaxing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I almost lost my mind from dropping acid once, it was the last time I ever used anything.

I like the idea of spending time with people, but I'm still not all that comfortable with silence, which usually happens when I hang with people and we can't think of what to talk about.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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I don't message you, you think I'm attractive or you're intrigued by me in one way or another. I don't talk to people that won't hold a conversation, one-word replies are bullshit, yo.

OR, if you know any masons, electricians or carpenters I could interview or job shadow.