I can type 1000 WPM, have eight PhD degrees, speak thirty languages, am a black belt in Judo, Karate, Kung Fu and Jiu Jitsu, and I drive a $500,000 Lamborghini and crash it into a telephone pole every day, then buy a new one for the next day.
If I ever invite you to the place I live, you are someone special. If you ever leave alive, you are even more special. I like long walks on the beach, candle-light dinners, and cheesy romantic comedies featuring ruggedly handsome lead male actors for my dates to dote over. That is, if I went on dates.
So now for what matters: I like to talk to people a lot, I'm curious about and learn about things in my free time, I eat salad, I don't have my own wheels yet, I live with my mom, I like to occasionally LARP and pretend I'm a vampire, there's a lot of things I think sound cool to learn to do and then don't get around to learning them, I think its bullshit that the minimum wage is not a livable wage, politics suck, everyone should have lots of sex, women and men are equals, I like puppies, I like kids (in a not creepy way), and I'm totally not on here just for pussy. Pussy is overrated.
I like to read just about every genre, I can't wait until I can pull off a neatly-trimmed beard with a crisp long-sleeve shirt and a vest, I'm short, I like music but I don't spend a lot of time exploring new stuff (only occasionally), I almost lost my mind dropping acid a long time ago, I don't do drugs or smoke/drink anything anymore but I'm cool with those that do, I have a thing for redheads and red lipstick, my favorite colors are blue and silver, I wish I was a wizard in Harry Potter, whenever I watch a show/read a book I fantasize about being/doing whatever those characters do, I love reading comics, I spend too much time on computers, I work at a call center full-time, and I certainly don't even feel like a young adult yet.
Oh, and my name is Chris.