Wait, no, that's not going to sell any tickets! I've gotta at least earn back my production budget.
Ok let's try again. How about, "Just an...exceptional dude...tryin' to...save?...this crazy crazy world...from...aliens?" Sure why not.
So I guess that makes me Will Smith. I bet you weren't expecting to find Will Smith on this site were you? Well welcome to the wicki wicki wa wicki wicki wild wild west baby.
I'm sorry for that.