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My self-summary
I am an incessant ..... . I will play anything from CS:S to TF:2 to HL2, C&C, RA3, EvE, and your mind.

If you can answer me what these above abbreviations are then you are a step closer to me buying you a coffee.

If you make it to the second level (When I have thought of it) then you will get more out of me...

Update: The Second level.

What is the best weapon to be fighting hordes of alien controlled zombies with?

What significance has 42?


I should put a few lines of clarification here.

While I am horny as hell looking for a quick fix for a small problem... ;P I am still a reasonable "Mensch", which should go
sofar as to say I am not going to force any point onto anyone as I firmly believe in accepting people for who they are and dearly hoping people accept me for who I am.

Secondly if you just want a chat then by all means say hi etc. I promise I do not bite unless asked to specifically...

I can do nothing but apologise for any seemingly disrespectful comments I may say. I promise I am not as bad as I seem. :)

------------------ Further updates:---------------

Where does this come from:

"They will have our mivvons on a platter if we don't starburst the driass out of here."

I can navigate or at least find the cardinal points wihin a few seconds, without a compass, outside. Day or night. I can tell roughly the time due to the position of the sun... I can usually tell what the weather is gonna do a few hours from any point. I can usually identify planets without external help... beat that suckas!!!

Apparently I am as follows:

INFP http://www.16personalities.com/infp-personality
What I’m doing with my life
Surviving, continuing, thinking, considering, mulling, conjugating, deciding, reckoning, wanting, removing, adjusting, adapting.

Found this while trolling the internet:

"If you had the choice between your Wife and winning the lottery, which car would you buy first?"

Note. I am from Birmingham (United Kingdom). Moved here in 2001 (to Vienna, Austria). Am capable of
speaking almost perfect German, but my writing in German is somewhat worse.

Obviously I can speak English, and that is 3 or 4 different versions should you want to hear any... ;)

My "French" is good. But I really do need practise in it... ;P
I’m really good at
Being the worlds number one version of me.

Learning about new Technologies.

Remembering "old skool" films and music
The first things people usually notice about me
Size. In German I have been referred to as a "Gehsteig Panzer".

They way I force the footpaths to bend to where I want to go as opposed to the other way round.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything that forces me to think and maybe even comment on it...

Films are simply too many to mention here unless I should try to crash the servers under the load of information...

A select few are:
Spaceballs, The Incredibles, Красный ОКТЯБРЬ, Short Circuit, Flight of the navigator, Jurassic Park, Star Trek/Wars/Gate, Lord of the Rings, Tremors 1-4 and series, Transformers 1-3, Transporter 1-3, Matrix 1-3, Andromeda Strain etc.

Big Bang Theory, Tremors, Star Trek/Gate, Dead Like Me, Outer Limits, X-Files, 2 and a Half Men, Macgyver etc.

I will usually read anything. Currently I am reading about physics and astronavigation/astronomy.

My favorite food ever is lasagne, "vollkorn" or otherwise, it really doesn't matter to me, I love the stuff. Vegetarian or not regardless...
The six things I could never do without
Tried and tested. A few things, but I can do without everything... It is the consequences that my not be palatable...

Sex. Air, food, logic, attitude, space, argumentations and reasoning, humour, armour, colour. Room, area. Etc Etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Your mom.

The future of mankind and then when getting to the conclusion being happy about the result.

All I will say as a hint is : Make the most of it kids...

If you are on here and looking for friends, why the hell do they have to be single? Isn't that a bit much to ask of someone, to be single yet YOU get to have a relationship?
On a typical Friday night I am
All of the above and working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
LOL. Nope.
You should message me if
You fancy a...

If you find any mistakes in my profile you are more than welcome to keep them... ;)

A friendly warning though people. I am the Human version of marmite.
Either you like me or you don't, I am not going to pretend to be something else for anyone.

...If you have /or find that zombie apocalypse plans for the locality are cool.