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Diegodong55

36 M Vienna, Austria

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Rather not say
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
HAPPY NEW YEAR ONE AND ALL
Am returning my profile to how it was for the new year.
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I am an incessant ..... . I will play anything from CS:S to TF:2 to HL2, C&C, RA3, EvE, and your mind.

If you can answer me what these above abbreviations are then you are a step closer to me buying you a coffee.

If you make it to the second level (When I have thought of it) then you will get more out of me...

Update: The Second level.

What is the best weapon to be fighting hordes of alien controlled zombies with?

What significance has 42?

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I should put a few lines of clarification here.

While I am horny as hell looking for a quick fix for a small problem... ;P I am still a reasonable "Mensch", which should go
sofar as to say I am not going to force any point onto anyone as I firmly believe in accepting people for who they are and dearly hoping people accept me for who I am.

Secondly if you just want a chat then by all means say hi etc. I promise I do not bite unless asked to specifically...
;D

I can do nothing but apologise for any seemingly disrespectful comments I may say. I promise I am not as bad as I seem. :)

------------------ Further updates:---------------

Where does this come from:

"They will have our mivvonks on a platter if we don't starburst the driass out of here."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surviving, continuing, thinking, considering, mulling, conjugating, deciding, reckoning, wanting, removing, adjusting, adapting.

Found this while trolling the internet:

"If you had the choice between your Wife and winning the lottery, which car would you buy first?"

Note. I am from Birmingham (United Kingdom). Moved here in 2001 (to Vienna, Austria). Am capable of
speaking almost perfect German, but my writing in German is somewhat worse.

Obviously I can speak English, and that is 3 or 4 different versions should you want to hear any... ;)

My "French" is good. But I really do need practise in it... ;P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the worlds number one version of me.

Learning about new Technologies.

Remembering "old skool" films and music and then mentioning that I am a clinical wonder considering that my body shouldn't actually work...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Size. In German I have been referred to as a "Gehsteig Panzer".

They way I force the footpaths to bend to where I want to go as opposed to the other way round.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything that forces me to think and maybe even comment on it...

Films are simply too many to mention here unless I should try to crash the servers under the load of information...

A select few are:
Spaceballs, The Incredibles, Красный ОКТЯБРЬ, Short Circuit, Flight of the navigator, Jurassic Park, Star Trek/Wars/Gate, Lord of the Rings, Tremors 1-4 and series, Transformers 1-3, Transporter 1-3, Matrix 1-3, Andromeda Strain etc.

Series:
Big Bang Theory, Tremors, Star Trek/Gate, Dead Like Me, Outer Limits, X-Files, 2 and a Half Men, Macgyver etc.

I will usually read anything. Currently I am reading about physics and astronavigation/astronomy.

My favorite food ever is lasagne, "vollkorn" or otherwise, it really doesn't matter to me, I love the stuff. Vegetarian or not regardless...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sex. Air, food, logic, attitude, space, argumentations and reasoning, humour, armour, colour. Room, area. Etc Etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of mankind and then when getting to the conclusion being happy about the result.

All I will say as a hint is : Make the most of it kids...

Why people on here when they are "looking for new friends" have the caveat that the people should be single....
Jealous much? Or do they have to be put in your friendzone and are allowed nowhere else?

This last part has me really bothered... I want an answer as to why people do this. I simply cannot understand why. How is it that you can expect people to be single but looking for friends? Are they not allowed a relationship while being friends with you?

That is horrible. Pure and simple...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All of the above and working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well I am not going to talk about it here.
And no I will not tell you as 2 relationships have fallen to it so far... 3rd time really isn't a charm.

I am a nerd to nerds that nerds look up to when nerds need help on some nerdy thing that only a nerd would do...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have patience, practise with Assburgers, (Aspergers).
Or on second thoughts maybe you shouldn't...

If you find any mistakes in my profile you are more than welcome to keep them... ;)

A friendly warning though people. I am the Human version of marmite.
Either you like me or you don't, I am not going to pretend to be something else for anyone.

...If you have /or find that zombie apocalypse plans for the locality are cool.

... If you can tell me why you think this video is so awesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXqPYte8tvc

...If you also Enjoyed how Face McShooty acts...