Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am an incessant ..... . I will play anything from CS:S to TF:2 to
HL2, C&C, RA3, EvE, and your mind.
If you can answer me what these above abbreviations are then you
are a step closer to me buying you a coffee.
If you make it to the second level (When I have thought of it) then
you will get more out of me...
Update: The Second level.
What is the best weapon to be fighting hordes of alien controlled
What significance has 42?
I should put a few lines of clarification here.
While I am horny as hell looking for a quick fix for a small
problem... ;P I am still a reasonable "Mensch", which should
sofar as to say I am not going to force any point onto anyone as I
firmly believe in accepting people for who they are and dearly
hoping people accept me for who I am.
Secondly if you just want a chat then by all means say hi etc. I
promise I do not bite unless asked to specifically...
I can do nothing but apologise for any seemingly disrespectful
comments I may say. I promise I am not as bad as I seem. :)
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Where does this come from:
"They will have our mivvons on a platter if we don't starburst the
driass out of here."
I can navigate or at least find the cardinal points wihin a few
seconds, without a compass, outside. Day or night. I can tell
roughly the time due to the position of the sun... I can usually
tell what the weather is gonna do a few hours from any point. I can
usually identify planets without external help... beat that
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surviving, continuing, thinking, considering, mulling, conjugating,
deciding, reckoning, wanting, removing, adjusting, adapting.
Found this while trolling the internet:
"If you had the choice between your Wife and winning the lottery,
which car would you buy first?"
Note. I am from Birmingham (United Kingdom). Moved here in 2001 (to
Vienna, Austria). Am capable of
speaking almost perfect German, but my writing in German is
Obviously I can speak English, and that is 3 or 4 different
versions should you want to hear any... ;)
My "French" is good. But I really do need practise in it... ;P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being the worlds number one version of me.
Learning about new Technologies.
Remembering "old skool" films and music
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Size. In German I have been referred to as a "Gehsteig
They way I force the footpaths to bend to where I want to go as
opposed to the other way round.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything that forces me to think and maybe even comment on
Films are simply too many to mention here unless I should try to
crash the servers under the load of information...
A select few are:
Spaceballs, The Incredibles, Красный ОКТЯБРЬ, Short Circuit, Flight
of the navigator, Jurassic Park, Star Trek/Wars/Gate, Lord of the
Rings, Tremors 1-4 and series, Transformers 1-3, Transporter 1-3,
Matrix 1-3, Andromeda Strain etc.
Big Bang Theory, Tremors, Star Trek/Gate, Dead Like Me, Outer
Limits, X-Files, 2 and a Half Men, Macgyver etc.
I will usually read anything. Currently I am reading about physics
My favorite food ever is lasagne, "vollkorn" or otherwise, it
really doesn't matter to me, I love the stuff. Vegetarian or not
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tried and tested. A few things, but I can do without everything...
It is the consequences that my not be palatable...
Sex. Air, food, logic, attitude, space, argumentations and
reasoning, humour, armour, colour. Room, area. Etc Etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of mankind and then when getting to the conclusion being
happy about the result.
All I will say as a hint is : Make the most of it kids...
If you are on here and looking for friends, why the hell do they
have to be single? Isn't that a bit much to ask of someone, to be
single yet YOU get to have a relatoonship?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All of the above and working.
You should message me if
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You fancy a...
If you find any mistakes in my profile you are more than welcome to
keep them... ;)
A friendly warning though people. I am the Human version of
Either you like me or you don't, I am not going to pretend to be
something else for anyone.
...If you have /or find that zombie apocalypse plans for the
locality are cool.
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