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DietSmoke

37 / M / straight / Married

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
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Drinks
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Drugs
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Religion
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Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
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Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am social, considerate, and computer literate.

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My Self-Summary

I originally came to this site for the tests, and occasionally drop in for the whatever. I've been married 16 years and I'm not really looking for anything but some occasional human interaction.

I wrote that over a year ago, but I did fix the marriage number. Looking at it now, it does seem pretty defensive. I can even imagine my former self of a year ago and what I was thinking. "Look honey, I even wrote in there, I'VE BEEN MARRIED 15 YEARS."

What I’m doing with my life

Primarily, I figure out what's wrong with computers and make them go. My secondary mission is to figure out what's wrong with people and make them go. And when I say "what's wrong with people" I really mean just to get to know the occasional internet bum, like yourself. But that didn't look as cool.

I’m really good at

Finding grammatical and spelling errors. I'll never point them out though. I think it's petty, rude, and a bit pointless to do so. But actually being able to spell makes a postive impression on me. Especially in this era of WTFBBQPWNSAUCEKTHXBAI.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Catch 22 is my favorite book. Kevin Smith movies are usually pretty funny. I can't really categorize favorite music - I listen to a lot of different crap. Pizza > All.

Looking back at this, I reflect that I must have just seen Clerks II. I'll change the music sentence to "Eclectic tastes." (Got that from someone here, there's your shout out Cupid.)

Still like pizza though, that'll never change. It's in the ancestry.

The six things I could never do without

A computer, for one. Which probably applies to a lot of people these days. You're reading this on a computer for fuck's sake. How about a car? Walking everywhere and taking the bus doesn't work in this city. Sex. Thought-provoking conversation. Decent music. A shower.

I couldn't find much to change on this one.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to reach people. What makes people tick. How to handle assholes.

A year later, that hasn't changed much.

On a typical Friday night I am

Shit, it's Friday night right now and I'm on the computer. I hang around the house with the kids a lot. However, I am partial to getting drunk when the occasion calls for it.

Damn, that hasn't changed much either.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

... is that if you know me outside of this board, I made all this up. Really. Pay no attention to any of this. I was just lying to be cool. Seriously.

You should message me if

... you have anything interesting to say. If you aren't a jackass. If you just want to say, "Interesting profile, thanks for the read."

If I don't get back to you right away, it isn't because you suck or anything. I just don't get back here that often.

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