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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24-65
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:46pm
Middle Eastern, White
Open relationship
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am funny, loving, and unrelentingly optimistic. Making my days into celebrations is a hobby of mine.

Queer. Feminist. Radical. Unbound. Gender fluid.

I believe in polyamory. I believe in honest communication and am more monogamish than bacchanalian fuck-fest. Though I do enjoy a good BFF, who doesn't?!

Fat, beautiful, and solidly in love with myself.

I am kinky, my wit is only minorly blunted by my loves of vices. See also: hedonist.

This city has more goodness than we can ever cram into our cramholes. But we owe it to ourselves to try.

I am looking for those undefined, those soullfully themselves. I'm not afraid of your mind or heart, your issues are a part of you and I'll accept them wholeheartedly.

I'm not looking for an ideal, I'm looking for a real person.

Wanna help each other grow? Let's feel worthy and loved as we continue to actualize.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working as a copywriter and QA tech for an awesome company. Rebuilding my body into optimum health after years of trying to slowly kill myself.

I've a lovely apartment that I have worked hard to build up into a most comfortable and beautiful place for my cats to perpetually disrespect.

I live to love and laugh, and make cliched and alliterative statements.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Acts of service, listening, writing. Keeping my cool, blowing money, learning new things, meeting new people, procrasturbating, cooking, cocktailing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair is big, my smile and hug are oversized, and my fashion sense is eclectic/makes my mom cry sometimes. I have quite a noggin on me too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fuuuuck, I love books and reading, almost as much as I love re-reading things.

The Life of Pi, The Brief, Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Kurt Vonnegut, Twain (Shania and Mark) The Tin Drum, Dr. Motherfuckin' Seuss, Al Franken books, Pronoia, Red Dwarf, Dune, Watchmen. Lotsa comics as well! sci-fi, non-fiction, fantasy.

I love cooking and eating with the people I love, any cuisine anytime. These things are what I think makes life great, well at least great with pants on. I'm only joking, I don't eat with my pants on.

I love so many movies. I loved Samsara, I loved Mean Girls. The original animated Transformers has had a notable impact on my life.

I am an unapologetic pop-music lover. And love it when I find people with different tastes so we can share and get music out of the deal!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fire, words, cold water, fruit, love, my third dick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bodies. Sex. The people I love and how I can best serve them. The unending beauty of life. Food.

Jokes. Stories. The universes' devastatingly dead-pan sense of humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Somewhere trying to laugh, enjoy the best food, company, and intoxicants I can find or make!

Could be gaming, or reading. But I really try and get together with my loved ones for something fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have major depressive disorder and also a major lack of shame. On a related note, I have large balls, literally and metaphorically.
You should message me if
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This resonates.

I will always respond, even if it's not the answer you'd hoped for. It takes brass to be vulnerable in this way, I respect it muchly.