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29 M Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Inappropriate! Outlandish! Wildly unrealistic!

I'm a mass of contradictions, outlying and coexisting strangeness, I'm not trying to get the high score in life of most money, most stuff, most time not spent in Guatemalan jails.

I just want to have as much meaningful contact with the people and the world around me as I can, and love, love, love all I can.

I adore and thrive on physical affection. I'll do whatever I can to care for those in my life, because I'm a real mothafuckin' care bear!

I'm sharpish, fond of vice and misadventures. I'm a dreamer, always willing to jump in a car, on a train or airplane to go somewhere at a moment's notice.

I like to put my compliments and insults out there so that people know how I truly feel. Sometimes this gets me pegged as a sociopath, but that's not true. Maybe it is, I care nothing for the world of men!

This is where I'm supposed to say that no one can accurately summarize the self in a pithy box such as this, but this is pretty much all there is to me, I don't really go any deeper than a couple two, tree paragraphs.

I am highly reactive, ridiculous, and one of the good ones

I am also poly, which is important to know if you're looking for more traditional couplings, I might not be the most normal bet!
What I’m doing with my life
Writing freelance, and working towards more engaging creative projects.

I'm also living today, because tomorrow may not be (or Kal Ho Na Ho for my Bollywood fans, what! what!) I'm also making sure to keep my heart as full as possible, just in case I need to give a piece of it to someone.

I'm spending a lot of time renovating the apartment building I live in. It's a lot of duct tape and crying, just like when I lost my virginity.

I live to love and laugh, and make cliched and alliterative statements.
I’m really good at
Word games, making you feel better about yourself, writing, making you laugh at horrific subject matter, being inappropriate, making first impressions, being considerate.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair, followed by the outlandishly large head it's anchored to.

Some folks see my eyes first, so they never see me reaching down for a profuse ball scratch, so I try and take advantage of that whenever feasible.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fuuuuck, I love books and reading, almost as much as I love re-reading things.

The Life of Pi, The Brief, Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughterhouse Five, The Tin Drum, Dr. Motherfuckin' Seuss, Welcome to the Monkey House, Al Franken books, Pronoia, Red Dwarf, Dune, Watchmen. Lotsa comics as well!

I love cooking and eating with the people I love, any cuisine anytime. All these things are what I think makes life great, well at least great with pants on. I'm only joking, I don't eat with my pants on.

Movies: Any trilogy (especially ones recently besmirched with shitty sequels) science fiction, comedies both good and bad, really runs the gamut from asinine 70's cartoons to Mean Girls.

I'm similarly eclectic in most ways, wouldn't you like to find out for yourself how much Wu-Tang and Glee Soundtrack can coexist on one iPod? I love music, but I don't know a ton about it, so maybe you can show me some great tunes, and I'll show you mine!
The six things I could never do without
Fire, paper, ink, good company, music, meticulously-envisioned food and drink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My family and friends, food, sex, real life events and how to adapt them to stories, writing, sex, what it's all about.

How I can make people around me happier, how can I make myself happier. How to pack as much goodness into life as I can, until it's heaping over in a gorgeous sundae of experience!
On a typical Friday night I am
Somewhere trying to laugh, enjoy the best food, company, and intoxicants I can find or make!

Sometimes I'm playing Risk online, this is the most private thing I'm willing to admit part, right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a serious people watcher. Does that make me creepy? I say no more than my sexual assault closet does.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're ready for something out of the ordinary. Or if you're a bit queer, a touch crazy, and a bit outside of this world.

You're willing to put forth the effort of showing a true piece of yourself. I will do the same, even in messaging, why strive for ordinary?