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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:04am
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Nerd. Heart of Gold, or maybe silver on a bad day. Over sharer. World traveler. Teller of corny joke. Teller of just plain bad jokes. Mediocre cook. Likes company, but enjoys independence. Quick to anger, but even quicker to realize it and call myself an idiot before any damage is done. Morgan Freeman thinks if aliens come to earth my group should be earth's ambassadors. True story and have proof to back up this claim. Have been an NPC in a popular online game. Placed 11th on Americas got talent. Most celebrities i meet have been excited to meet me. A list can be provided
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an international F-list celebrity. Musician of sorts with one of the coolest instruments in the world, and ill tell you what it is if you ask. I live in Austin but travel all around the world. I have a lot of free time on my hands when I'm not working,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bad Jokes.
Making people laugh when they down want to.
Keeping 2000 kids attention at the same time.
Rollerblading.(totally not gay i swear)
talking to crowds.
talking sexy in the most awkward way possible.
Laser tag.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nose is crooked, and oddly only half of the people i meet notice. I dated a girl that didn't notice for a year.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ishmael. Anything Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman. Instruction manuals
Movies: Avengers, fight club, Happiness, Cube, Super Troopers.
Music: Dismemberment Plan, The Cure, Postal Service, Jackson 5, Billie Holiday, Brazilian Girls, Metric
Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My necklace I've worn every day since i was 18.
My pet dinosaur.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What Jay-z and Beyocé's child's last name will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If im not working, im watching some internet TV or working on some super secret project.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried during milo and otis.
You should message me if
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Considering most women wait for the man to respond first, so if you want to break social "norms" Be a rebel, you know you want to.

If you don't have "I like music and having fun" in your profile. Name one person that doesn't like music or having fun besides grumpy cat.