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My self-summary Propose an edit

I live in Brandon.

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Ok, let's get pretentious for a moment:

The scholar athlete, the cool nerd, the geek with good hygiene, the warrior poet, the superstitious agnostic, I'm a walking contradiction, but the world rarely makes sense except in the abstract. They say you should put what you would want written on your tombstone anywhere they ask you to summarize yourself. I'd like my last words to be on there, and I'm pretty sure I'll have lost my mind completely by then, so I'm hoping for something indeterminately random and confusing so others can share in my haze. Barring that experience, I love playing Rock Band, raging against the clothing industry (we have a history), and brandishing my knowledge of innocuous facts. Like did you know that the "normal" range for pooping is between once every three days and up to 6 times a day? Crazy right?

Oh man, totally lost the pretentiousness in there somewhere. I guess I'll have to work on it.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm currently selling babies on the internet. No, actually, what I'm doing now isn't important. They pay me well and don't ask me to dress a certain way. I don't know what I'd do without the freedom to look and act how I want. If you're wondering why I've answered so many questions and taken so many tests, it's because I really don't have anything better to do at work when I'm not doing schoolwork. I'm close to my degree in Chemical Engineering (I know how to blow most anything up.)

I'm really good at Propose an edit

a lot. I'm a jack of all trades, master of none. Give me an hour and I can become passable at just about anything. Also, you probably don't want to play any board games against me, I even win at mystery date. (Just ask my niece, she's the one in the picture.)

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I'm 6'5'', with 4 piercings, tattoos, and a natural redhead (yes I'm a Ginger kid) with a beard that is commonly called "magnificent" but is also known as "the Ferret". (Long story). Yes, I'm Irish. No, I'm not a leprechaun, no matter what the shirt says.

**Disclaimer** If your first thought is, "I'll get him to shave the beard." or anything of the like, WALK AWAY NOW.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

I love movies. I have over 500 dvds, but I'm a sucker for cult films: Fight Club, Super Troopers, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Donnie Darko, etc.
Also, any thing with those little film festival laurel leaves. Suck me in every time.
I love reading books on group theory and social interaction. Body language, profiling, shit like that.
For fun though, I read Stephen King and Robert A. Heinlein damn near religiously. Favorite book of all time? Stranger in a Strange Land I've read it at least 8 times.
As far as music, I like a lot of different kinds. Pretty much all things metal, Punk, Old School Country, non-club rap, and 80's.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

My dog Pepe. 110 lbs of pure unadulterated love.
My music. I'd probably sing and butcher every song I could remember if left without it.
A Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich. JIF and Smucker's Strawberry on Wonder bread with a glass of milk. I'd eat it everyday if I could.
My friends. I'm pretty sure I'd suffer a psychological break without someone to talk to.
My Journal. It's a journal, not a diary! Oh man, need to do something manly after this, um...

UNICORNS!

Shit...

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Women, music, women, sex, women, violence, and oh yeah women. You know, everything that you fear guys think about, and they secretly do.

Actually, I have a highly associative brain. You could say something like "tomatoes" and my brain would bring me to washing the dog.

Tomatoes > Burgers > Ketchup > the time the whole industrial size ketchup bottle fell on my dog > washing the dog.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Out somewhere with my friends. Hauling my Xbox and rockband to someone's house for some drinks and faking like we're rock stars until the sun comes up.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I've overdosed twice.

It was on Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

I was 5.

You'll have to message me to find out more.

You should message me if Propose an edit

you want my body, and you think I'm sexy. Heh, Rod Stewart. No, actually, while that is a good reason, I'm a social creature, if locked in a room with someone who doesn't speak english, I'd find a way to communicate. So if you want an honest to god conversation, message me on AIM:

DigranMillay

(It's always on, so feel free to have a conversation with my away message, it's an excellent listener. If I'm here, I'll reply.)

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