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Dijonasaurus

23 M Van Nuys, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
This is the part where I write something really fucking clever that instantly wins you over as you read it. Or not. How do you go about summarizing yourself? Leaving all the intricacies of something as complex as one's personality to something as vague as a paragraph of text is hardly an easy task...
What I’m doing with my life
Dreaming of living...
I’m really good at
Everything...excellent at nothing. Natural talent can be a curse if not nurtured by the repetition of practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm assuming it's my face...or that I exist. Or that my face exists.

Probably my eyes. They tend to change color.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
50 shades of Dorian Grey, The Hobbits, V for Vagina, Cowboy Bebop, Naruhina, Wash and his wonderful Hawaiin shirts, the elder scrolls 3 4 & 5, portal, Memes, anything that comes out of Neil deGrasse Tyson's mouth, gta, the good the fistful and the few dollars more, gungadin, Laurence of Arabia, Jackie Chan movies, being betwixt a beautiful girls nethers, and a bunch of other shit...if you like something I didnt list I probably like it too...
The six things I could never do without
I don't fucking know...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too many things to fit in this little box
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out with friends doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like being openly vulnerable on okCupid
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Well, here's the thing...I'm getting tired of messaging you girls and getting no response because of the assumption that I'm just trying to get in your pants or because my first message isn't some overly stimulating quirky charming essay.
The first message is simply a means to open the door into conversation, and if you wanna talk you should probably message me.

In fact I'll appreciate the fact that you took initiative and contacted me first, which will thus lead me to be forgiving and more open to conversation.

Just fucking do it, you spent all this time reading this nonsense anyway...might as well.