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Dijonasaurus

24 Van Nuys, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is the part where I write something really fucking clever that instantly wins you over as you read it. Or not. How do you go about summarizing yourself? Leaving all the intricacies of something as complex as one's personality to something as vague as a paragraph of text is hardly an easy task...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dreaming of living...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything...excellent at nothing. Natural talent can be a curse if not nurtured by the repetition of practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm assuming it's my face...or that I exist. Or that my face exists.

Probably my eyes. They tend to change color.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
50 shades of Dorian Grey, The Hobbits, V for Vagina, Cowboy Bebop, Naruhina, Wash and his wonderful Hawaiin shirts, the elder scrolls 3 4 & 5, portal, Memes, anything that comes out of Neil deGrasse Tyson's mouth, gta, the good the fistful and the few dollars more, gungadin, Laurence of Arabia, Jackie Chan movies, being betwixt a beautiful girls nethers, and a bunch of other shit...if you like something I didnt list I probably like it too...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't fucking know...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things to fit in this little box
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out with friends doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like being openly vulnerable on okCupid
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Well, here's the thing...I'm getting tired of messaging you girls and getting no response because of the assumption that I'm just trying to get in your pants or because my first message isn't some overly stimulating quirky charming essay.
The first message is simply a means to open the door into conversation, and if you wanna talk you should probably message me.

In fact I'll appreciate the fact that you took initiative and contacted me first, which will thus lead me to be forgiving and more open to conversation.

Just fucking do it, you spent all this time reading this nonsense anyway...might as well.