This is the part where I write something really fucking clever that
instantly wins you over as you read it. Or not. How do you go about
summarizing yourself? Leaving all the intricacies of something as
complex as one's personality to something as vague as a paragraph
of text is hardly an easy task...
What I’m doing with my life
Dreaming of living...
I’m really good at
Everything...excellent at nothing. Natural talent can be a curse if
not nurtured by the repetition of practice.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm assuming it's my face...or that I exist. Or that my face
Probably my eyes. They tend to change color.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
50 shades of Dorian Grey, The Hobbits, V for Vagina, Cowboy Bebop,
Naruhina, Wash and his wonderful Hawaiin shirts, the elder scrolls
3 4 & 5, portal, Memes, anything that comes out of Neil
deGrasse Tyson's mouth, gta, the good the fistful and the few
dollars more, gungadin, Laurence of Arabia, Jackie Chan movies,
being betwixt a beautiful girls nethers, and a bunch of other
shit...if you like something I didnt list I probably like it too...
The six things I could never do without
I don't fucking know...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Too many things to fit in this little box
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out with friends doing the same thing and expecting a
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like being openly vulnerable on okCupid
You should message me if
Well, here's the thing...I'm getting tired of messaging you girls
and getting no response because of the assumption that I'm just
trying to get in your pants or because my first message isn't some
overly stimulating quirky charming essay.
The first message is simply a means to open the door into
conversation, and if you wanna talk you should probably message
In fact I'll appreciate the fact that you took initiative and
contacted me first, which will thus lead me to be forgiving and
more open to conversation.
Just fucking do it, you spent all this time reading this nonsense
anyway...might as well.