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45 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:49pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Has dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Sanskrit (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer, singer, crime fighter, construction worker, emergency back-up parental figure, iconoclast, heart surgeon, and level 11 cuddle master with a plus 5 crit.

I have a kick ass partner for whom I am absolutely goo goo. On occasion, we practice consensual non-monogamy. Hence the OKC profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having the most amazing mid life crisis ever!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddling, mostly (I'm being serious, it's my superpower.) Learning new things. Singing. Writing. Building shit. Being pathologically honest. Taking an unrealistic amount of physical abuse. Looking like an entirely different person in every photo taken of me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I seem like your average tech geek. (Actually, I'm totally ripped from a lifetime of construction work.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Bananas, Lars And The Real Girl. Avengers. I'm one of those pricks who waxes eloquent on some unheard of indie flick and then goes and swoons over Chris Hemsworth at the megaplex.
Shows: Arrested Development, The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret, Extras, Archer, Adventure Time, Game Of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Justified, The Office (English), anything with Karl Pilkington in it, Red Dwarf, Reno 911, Warehouse 13, Sherlock (Why is everyone ape shit over Cumberbatch? Martin Freeman is much more attractive.)
Music: If I'm framing I need straight up butt rock, maybe a little AC/DC or Led Zeppelin for spice. Interior remodel, Kings of Leon station on Pandora. Cooking, I go with the 80's station. But it's mostly about Bowie. If you don't like Bowie, you are probably a communist.
Food: I love sushi more than anything. My partner hates it with a passion, so I often get my sushi fix by going on a sushi date with someone else. You like sushi? Yeah, we can hang out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cuddles, cuddles, more cuddles, beer, verbal excoriation by the twelve year old, and maybe some cuddles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why in god's green earth some companies are still using popup ads on mobile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Donning armor and getting the shit beat out of me with rattan swords.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be a minister in a particularly cult-ish Christian religion. Extra credit if you can guess which one. Here's a clue: 144,000.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are an adult. You like sushi. You grasp consensual non-monogamy.