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26 Oakleigh, Australia Woman


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  • Ages 23-30
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My details

Last online
Oct 19
White, Other
Seeing Someone
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Average build
Christianity and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Why should I tell you everything here? Anyway, why in the 'verse would you want to know about me in the first place?

Oh, all right. I'll give you a bit. But don't message me unless you read the last box on the page. The ones in between don't matter, but the last one does.

I'm a nerd, a roleplayer, a half-elf, a purple unicorn with a star-shaped cutie mark, and a medieval re-enactor, and then much worse than that. Do not ever attempt a mind-meld - contact with a non-mad brain could cause an explosion. But if you're mad too, you get a DC 18 Will Save to not explode. If you succeed, I then explain my ancestry and make you take another save.

My alignment is Chaotic Good, and I don't get on well with Lawful Neutrals.

I am curious and lazy - a self-balancing pair of characteristics.

I love languages and the study of etymology. I've studied, or at least learned a bit of, quite a few languages over the years: French, Latin, Dutch, Sindarin, Adûni, Swahili, Mandarin, Greek, Quenya, Welsh, Italian - I'm learning Italian from my cousin, but the funny thing is, it's not from any of my Italian cousins, but from a Scottish one. I regret the lack of Klingon, Anglo-Saxon, and Galician in that list. I've also had attempts at Basic, Rexx, and C++, but never had much success with them, though I did learn enough structure to later pick up Lilypond without much trouble. I find it slightly annoying to not speak Sarcasm. (Bonus points to anyone who recognises all those languages.)

Music makes me part of what I am, and can even manipulate the voices in my head sometimes. (On the other hand, they use music too, and it's really hard to tell them to shut up.) I was taught the basics of music by my mother and the next level by Lindir of Karningul, then just kept trying things until they worked. Or sort-of worked. If I can get a tune out of it, that'll do.
I've tried composing music too, but it didn't go too well. I know that, like any skill, it takes a lot of practice, but it's just too hard. Maybe I'll try again one day, if I can find some really good hymn-style poetry. (Did you want a list of instruments I've attempted? I promise it's not as long as the list of languages in the previous paragraph!)

My cousin and I found Atalante (Atlantis) on Google Maps! Also, satellite photos of the ocean are creepy.

Apparently the strange things I say are so frequent that not only do my friends not bother to ask what they mean, I can say I have to pick up a rabbit (to look after while another friend goes on holiday) and it is taken as a crazy metaphor for some unknown thing.

I don't like walks on the beach (I don't like walking at all), but I do like shared physical activities sometimes. Cycling or fighting, something like that.

Someone who likes playing with hair could easily get into my good books. Even better if you have hair I can play with too.

How many church services can one person attend in a weekend? So far I have three regularly (church-swapping with two friends), but Louise beats me thoroughly with a possible six. She doesn't go to all of them in a weekend, though.

If you're looking for possible activities, first of all ask yourself why. If you're sure you want to do this, a game of Magic: the Gathering seems to be a popular option at the moment. You won't mind if I bring a brother or two to join the game, will you? Dancing and various medieval activities are my favourites - ask me what we do and when the next event is.

P.S. What does summary mean in real life? ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apparently I'm fiddling around here, trying to be even more socially inept.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing; I'm a jack of all trades, master of none.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How should I know? I've never met me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My lists are fairly random. If you get the correct impression of my tastes, congratulations, mark down one more impossible thing you've done today. If that makes six, why not top it off with breakfast at Milliways?

The Lord of the Rings and all its related works (the Silmarillion is my light reading), and don't ever talk movieverse to me. I wish I could say they don't exist, but in the absence of that possibility, they ought never to have existed. Then other fantasy and historical fiction, especially if it involves dragons! (The Temeraire series and the Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica, for example).
Children's books such as Hairy Maclary and the Railway Series I still love, but mostly to share with children. And my copy of Alice in Wonderland is precioussssssss!

I don't watch a lot, but my favourites include Dorkness Rising, The Princess Bride, Beauty and the Beast (Belle being such a geek) and a few other Disney movies, anything with Danny Kaye (The Inspector-General is particularly good, but any of them), Spirited Away, Star Wars (both trilogies, plus the animated TV series The Clone Wars). P.S. Will someone please slice up that protocol droid with a lightsaber?
Not quite movies, but I also love Shakespeare (though I think he needed an Arthur Sullivan).

TV shows:
Please don't spoil the Doctor's latest regeneration - I haven't caught up with the last season yet!
New interest: My Little Pony! It's not a cissy children's show any more, and I would dare to count myself a Brony. Well, a Pegasister.
Bonus points to anyone who notices references to seven fandoms (some of them have been mentioned).

Gilbert & Sullivan, The Seekers, classic hymns, classical, Loreena McKennitt, Giuseppe Verdi, Ponyphonic, Aviators, and what few pieces I have from Rivendell. Don't tell me there's no such place as Rivendell. If that were true, where would that music have come from?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. God
2. My family, blood and adopted
3. My bikes (or steel horses, as I call them), Rochluin and Tálagor. My car Reina belongs with them too.
4. Music, listened to or played/sung
5. Books
6. The SCA (Society for Creative Anachronism, a medieval re-enactment society)
7. An internet connection and my laptop Gaheris.

Or, alternatively: Laughter, Honesty, Loyalty, Generosity, Kindness and Magic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The present more than the future, at least just now. Projects such as recording some music and sewing costumes; why I like to be one of the boys and how I still end up being at least a bit girly; why I can either notice the music I'm listening to or what I'm reading/playing; Doctor Who and Star Trek and PONIES!! (My favourite two Doctors are David Tennant and this one: )
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dancing or practising archery, then training medieval swordsmanship. The dancing is medieval/Renaissance, and all of it is in the SCA.

Or I might be stalking around uni with friends, unlocking doors. Why? Because we can. And because we're Batman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm completely mad. Wait, that's not private at all.

There are ways of breaking my mind - there are things too mad even for my crazed brain. If you're impatient to find them out, ask my maddest brother. No, I'm not telling you which one is maddest; you'll have to figure that out for yourself.
You should message me if
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Hailing frequencies are open if you have no disturbing lack of faith, and you first look at this:
(read "profile" instead of "t-shirt")