If you are into dry, witty, smart or punny humor I will probably want to be your friend for life. I love dad jokes. Sarcasm is also acceptable. Sass is my favorite.
Play (in the childish sense, mostly) is super important to me. You might say I take my playfulness very seriously. I think we learn best when we are playing, and learning is probably the most important thing in the world to me.
I am a feminist of the intersectional variety who cares a great deal about social issues. If any of that invokes any negative feelings for you, you will probably hate talking to me.
I am polyamorous and currently in a relationship with the brilliant and inspiring Cogwerks. Polyamory (from Greek πολύ [poly], meaning "many" or "several", and Latin amor, "love") is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
Intimate relationships are more than sex. Please don't ask me to hook up unless your idea of hooking up is forming a deep personal connection with a friend that you also sometimes sex.