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26 F Standish, ME

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:05am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I tell science jokes periodically. I usually get no reaction.

If you too are into dry, witty, nerdy or punny humor I will probably want to be your friend for life. Sarcasm is also acceptable. Sass is my favorite. You have been warned ;P In fact, this entire profile should be viewed as a warning as opposed to an attempt to entice you.

Play (in the childish sense, you perv) is super important to me. You might say I take my playfulness very seriously. Or you might not. I have no idea what you'd say, honestly.

I am a feminist of the intersectional variety who cares a great deal about social justice. If any of that invokes any negative feelings for you please take this opportunity to kindly fuck right off.

I am polyamorous. Polyamory (from Greek πολύ [poly], meaning "many" or "several", and Latin amor, "love") is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

Intimate relationships are more than sex. Sex is great but not everything and I want to find people who are interested in me as a person and not the sex we can have. Please don't ask me to hook up.

I am on here mostly to network. I am planning a cross country adventure with my partner, cogwerks, that will hopefully start in the spring. I would love to spark friendships with people all over the continental US so that when I jump in my new mobile adventure buggy and start pinballing all over the place I'll already know some rad people to have awesome experiences with.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently work for a non-profit that shall remain nameless here cause.... you know, dating site.

The plan is to buy some sort of a living space with and engine and wheels and adventure around until I either get sick of it or find something that excites me more. I am currently saving up for said trip and researching obscure and fun destinations.

When I'm not combing sites like Atlas Obscura and tiny house blogs for travel inspiration I spend as much time enjoying nature as I can manage. My legs are forever marred by bramble scratches in the warm months. I spend every clear evening I can scanning the skies with celestial binoculars.
I’m really good at
Noticing things like the pollen on a bumble bee's legs or the way the light streams through the trees and hits the grass in a real pretty way.

Stumbling on cobblestone. (I like to tell myself it is adorable.)

Being indecisive. Why not both?!?!

Making rat pun names. I have three female rats (they are frelling awesome!) and their names are Cleoratra, Marilyn Monrat and Ratniss Everdeen.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told my smile is a thing that is pretty neat. Also, my glasses. They're pointy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: My very most favorite book is "A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson.

Movies: Mr. Nobody,The Room (more emotion!)

Show: Star Trek (Voyager, TNG, DS9, TOS, Enterprise in that order), Cosmos, Firefly, Pushing Daisies, Farscape, OITNB

Music: My tastes range from Johhny Cash to Simon and Garfunkel to the Ramones, the Goo Goo Dolls, The Dresden Dolls, Beats Antique, The Puppini Sisters, Ratsputina, Regina Spektor, Ludo, Fun., Lamb, Bonobo. I'm a little bit everywhere.

Podcasts: Welcome to Night Vale, Star Talk Radio.

Food: I love mac and cheese. I am the least picky eater in the world. Can't do spicy though.
The six things I could never do without
An excuse to laugh.
A way to connect with people I care about.
Honesty and frankness.
Sky gazing.
Cuddles :3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Finding a way to turning adventuring into a lifestyle instead of a hobby.

The universe and it's many scales.

Relationships and their mechanics.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually cuddled up on the couch and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hey, I told you I'm poly. That's more than my grandmother knows.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You still have some childlike wonder left in you.

You get excited about some of the things I get excited about.

You wish to experience this incredible planet of ours and enjoy it's oddities.

Your name is Carl.