If you too are into dry, witty, nerdy or punny humor I will probably want to be your friend for life. Sarcasm is also acceptable. Sass is my favorite. You have been warned ;P In fact, this entire profile should be viewed as a warning as opposed to an attempt to entice you.
Play (in the childish sense, you perv) is super important to me. You might say I take my playfulness very seriously. Or you might not. I have no idea what you'd say, honestly.
I am polyamorous. Polyamory (from Greek πολύ [poly], meaning "many" or "several", and Latin amor, "love") is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
Intimate relationships are more than sex. Sex is great but not everything and I want to find people who are interested in me as a person and not the sex we can have. Please don't ask me to hook up.
I think the matching algorithm on this site is the bees knees and take it very heavily into consideration. I know what I want and I don’t waste time messing around. That said, I'm not looking all that hard. Mostly I'm here to stave off the occasional bout of boredom. If I meet an awesome person or two so be it!