Find better matches with our advanced matching system
33 / M / Bisexual / Available
Albums » Profile picutres
“This album has mature content! — Staff Robot
I'm not really here. I'm merely a fictional character. More importantly, does my time-division multiple access cellular 4G packet take precedence over yours? Whatever, my cell phone case is cooler than yours.
See? I'm smiling. That means I can't be all bad, right? Terribly misleading.
Dreaming in loud colors. Where your eyes don't go, in a place of chaos. 2012.
And though I think I love you, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps...Head shot for an Indie movie 'Flick'.
At the not-girlfriend's house for the Carlos birthday party Feb 2009. Pretending to fit in by dressing in awful clothes from Express.
This is so not me, just a phase I went through while being a corporate company man. Attempting to look normal, fit, AND tan back in 2008.
Surprise attack by the Crazy Ukranian after letting a stylist mess with my hair. Slightly intoxicated at the Des Moines Social Club Hair Ball 2009.
Self portrait. When I still lived with the Zach in West Des Moines. Rocking the Gordon Freeman glasses in 2008.
Lay me down in sheets of linen, you had a busy day today. Summer 2010 in my Sky nest on the 8th floor on Grand Avenue in Des Moines.
Self Portrait, February 2011. Planning my escape, only slightly manipulated in Photoshop.
Report a photo
How does this violate our Photo Rules?
Thanks! We'll look into the issue soon.
Flagging inappropriate content keeps OkCupid awesome. You're now eligible to be a flag moderator!