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DirkBeefHammer

21 M Cherry Hill, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Hello there, my name's Sam. I'm a really shy guy who's stepping pretty far out of his comfort zone doing this but I think it could be a good thing for me. It's been 8 months since my last serious relationship ended (and rather painfully I might add) and frankly I hate being single. Just looking for someone new to talk to is all :)

I'm a bit of a politics junkie and love having intellectual and philosophical discussions, especially with people who disagree with me, that makes it way more fun!

There is nothing more important to me than trust and faithfulness.

Also if my username strikes you as odd, it's my Xbox gamertag. I thought it sounded funny lol.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently in school to become a history teacher so that I can bore to death the next generation of whipper snappers. Apart from that I am a self taught musician of piano and drums, but mostly drums. I consider myself quite proficient at the art of hitting things with sticks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh (I'm told I'm funny) and/or think really hard about something. I've always found it a little difficult to tell what people think of me and I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. I'm also very afraid that people don't like me for whatever reason.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, how much I look like my mom, and the fact that I eat standing up lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I rarely read novels, only non fiction (biographies, history books, news articles)

There are few people in this world whom I respect more than standup comedians. They're so insightful and help me make sense of this crazy world. Some of my favorites are Louis CK, Jim Gaffigan, George Carlin, and Bill Hicks.

I'm a huge movie buff but a few of my favorites are Blade Runner, Star Wars (original trilogy only), Planet of the Apes (1968 version), The Untouchables, Aliens....nerdy movies mostly lol.

I'm not a big TV watcher but I love political satire shows like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Real Time with Bill Maher is good too. Also Conan O'Brien is hilarious.

I love music too. Some of my favorite bands are The Beatles, Radiohead, The Killers, Green Day, Guster, The Police, Ben Folds Five, Florence + The Machine, Coldplay, Carbon Leaf, The Doors, Genesis, Modest Mouse, Talking Heads, R.E.M. and of course......RUSH!

I also love Billy Joel, Phil Collins, John Williams, Vangelis, Jackson Browne, and Elton John. That's right, the old stuff :D

Food? idk pretty much anything that's not really that healthy; fast food, pizza, and chocolate, and beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Movies
Listening to standup comedy
Playing my drums
Knowledge
Video Games (of all eras)
Chocolate
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The state of the world, and the state of my own life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unfortunately, by myself at home usually. I'm at a particularly lonely point in my life right now which is kinda why I'm here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I enjoy Lady Gaga...
You should message me if
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You're intrigued by any aspect of my profile, whether it's my appearance or something we have in common. We can just talk and see where it goes :)