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Dirty-Machine

39 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Thinking about starting a new life as a pro cosplayer.

I've watched several TED talks and am totally disappointed. I thought they were supposed to be educational or something. It's more like a "Best of Twitter" meets inspirational speaker or some shit. They are not longer versions of Big Think videos, and don't you dare say they are.

I quit smoking recently and I'm way less angry about it than I should be.

I always root my phone.

My grandfather, who was a pretty smart guy, told me never to get married or old... but he didn't follow either piece of advice, and he died on top if everything else, so I don't know if I can trust his dead ass.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making music, crepes, freaking the dance floor, watching music and listening to movies. I spend a lot of time not updating my six or seven blogs.

Music, painting, writing. Yawn.
I’m really good at
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... being understated.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't like MOST paintings of penises.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Robotech. Lovecraft. Poe. Steinbeck. Gilliam (though I was pretty unimpressed with The Zero Theorem). Pinback. Marvel comics. Elder Scrolls. Hitchens. Hammer films. Shit like this.

I read The Golden Bough a long time ago; that fucking sucked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A godless universe.
2. 99¢ beers.
3. Entertainment.
4. Gummy hamburgers. (I didn't realize until somebody on okc pointed it out to me that this is somewhat of a meme - I just like buying them at my local bodega, and then eating them)
5. Pet cobra.
6. The time machine I keep in my bedroom. Do you want to check it out?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What magazines are these that supposedly tell women they have to be "super skinny"? I have yet to read that in any periodical. This is a lie perpetuated by insecure fat girls.

How to increase my carbon footprint.

What number would purple be if I had that kind of synesthesia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mentally preparing for going to work the next morning. Probably eating some chicken.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I intentionally make my profiles sucky.
You should message me if
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You obsessively buy every new release of a Robotech boxed set.

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