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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Nov 20
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm Jim McCray. I've done some pretty fantastic shit, or whatever.

I'm a big believer in kindness. If you're unkind, I guess you can basically eat my shit. Or whatever the kind way of saying that is. Just don't be a dick, is what I am saying. Love ya.

Like I'm thinking about starting a new life as a pro cosplayer.

TED talks aren't generally cool. Nor am I. Can you please make me vegetarian?

I just bought ESO, so I'm good.

My grandfather, who was a pretty smart guy, told me never to get married or old... but he didn't follow either piece of advice, and he died on top if everything else, so I don't know if I can trust his dead ass.
What I’m doing with my life
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Making music, crepes, freaking the dance floor, watching music and listening to movies. I spend a lot of time not updating my six or seven blogs.

Music, painting, writing. Yawn.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
... being understated.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't like MOST paintings of penises.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Robotech. Lovecraft. Poe. Steinbeck. Gilliam (though I was pretty unimpressed with The Zero Theorem). Pinback. Marvel comics. Elder Scrolls. Hitchens. Hammer films. Shit like this.

I read The Golden Bough a long time ago; that fucking sucked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A godless universe.
2. 99¢ beers.
3. Bookends that look like fairies.
4. Gummy hamburgers. (I didn't realize until somebody on okc pointed it out to me that this is somewhat of a meme - I just like buying them at my local bodega, and then eating them)
5. Pet cobra.
6. The time machine I keep in my bedroom. Do you want to check it out?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What magazines are these that supposedly tell women they have to be "super skinny"? I have yet to read that in any periodical. This is a lie perpetuated by insecure girls and SJW's.

How to increase my carbon footprint.

What number would purple be if I had that kind of synesthesia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mentally preparing for going to work the next morning. Probably cleaning the blood off my stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I intentionally make my profiles sucky?

There's some seriously gay shit in my past and I like to point it out a lot here as part of my exploration of my place on "The Spectrum".

(It used to say here that I'd had my penis in a mans mouth [or was it the other way around?], but I felt like fewer than no fucks were given, and I thought it was damned funny, so my feelings were hurt, I deleted it, and now all reference to it on this site is totally wiped away.)
You should message me if
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You obsessively buy every new release of a Robotech boxed set.