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DirtyFecker

29 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Apr 7, 2010
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), Tagalog (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I don't think they actually have a name for what's wrong with me......

I'm a decent guy, please don't let the whole dirtyfecker thing throw you, i swear it's just a thing from a tv show....I'm not some crazy sex pervert.....at least, not usually

Yeah, so, what about me huh? Well there are three main parts to me: 1. My near encylopedic knowledge of cartoons....like Futurama, Daria, Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy and even Scooby Doo.....2. My Obsession with basketball...it really is bordering on unhealthy.... and 3. I'm a geek...

Man...I really talk myself up....

I am awesome, an athlete, and obsessed with tv
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I am taking a sebatacle from the international spotlight to concentrate on school....and TV......and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids
I’m really good at
What am I really good at? Well, I don't think i could list them all here, as there are so many, so, to sum it up, I'll just say everything...except for knitting..... eally it is harder than you would think....

but it all seriousness though, I have many talents. And even a few specialities
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my increbilbe lack of shyness...... or my insisent Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy quoting....Freaking Smurf!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok, the Best book ever, To Kill A Mockingbird....I know it's a cliche, but it's a cliche for a reason damnit!

Best Movies ever Kill Bill vol 1 and 2...I have the entire Superman speech memorised...Forest Gump....The Usual Suspects.. ....Fight Club . . . Identity .. The Quick and the Dead.. Texas Chainsaw Massacre ... (old school one as well as the new one)and Juno was awesome. It was. You know it was.

Musically, I love all things Silverchair..... Anything that appears on a Tarrantino Soundtrack.....Live and Red Hot Chilli Peppers.... Old School like The Beatles, Elvis best of the 60's stuff....and of course, the ultimate..... the Beastie Boys!

and as for Foods....well, if it's food usually, i'll eat it.....sometimes even when it's not food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
well, when I'm bored, i can watch entire episodes of Family Guy, Futurama South park and the simpsons in my head....

Does that count for anything? Or make me even more of a loser....

Oh well, if I end up alone, I can always just watch cartoons for the rest of my life.....wow...that's not at all a depressing, yet somehow reassuring, thought...
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, I do lots of stuff....go out... work.... watch tv.. an ultimate chess tournament..... bingo at the seniors club.... and that's just in one night... I'm a wild, fun loving guy...so I'm flexible( i can touch my toes), there is no 'typical'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I should have mentioned this earlier, but i actually love the movie Last Action hero.....please don't hate me.....(I'll understand if you do though)

Batman is the coolest of all Super Hero's... A controversial stance perhaps...but i KNOW it's true...

Also, I speak a little German.....let's see...i think I got this right: Ich bin sehr leistungsf�hig, wenn wir Geschlecht haben
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think I'm capable of conversation....I swear, I'm NOT as immature as everyone thinks....well, sometimes I am.....

I can talk about anything.....or nothing......or a nice interesting balance...

and I can speak in many languages....not well, but i can try.....although some of the wisest ever words "You tried your best, and you failed miserably, the lesson is: Never Try" Homer Simpson