I like to consider myself fairly witty, so you should be quick on your feet.
I met a pretty awesome guy, and I'm head over heels for him, so I'm not looking for the romantic thing anymore. however, if you're an interesting human, we should be friends. to be clear, by friends, I don't mean sexy friends. I mean lets go out to the bar and talk until 3am and then get sandwiches.
I am trouble, pure, and unadulterated