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Disaster-girl

28 New Orleans, LA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 2
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Part time gypsy, full time daydreamer. I love adventures, random road-trips, and hours long conversations about politics, quantum physics, beatniks, pranksters, sexual politics and power trips, objectivisim, social interaction theories and other off kilter topics.

I like to consider myself fairly witty, so you should be quick on your feet.
I met a pretty awesome guy, and I'm head over heels for him, so I'm not looking for the romantic thing anymore. however, if you're an interesting human, we should be friends. to be clear, by friends, I don't mean sexy friends. I mean lets go out to the bar and talk until 3am and then get sandwiches.

I am trouble, pure, and unadulterated
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finally accepting the fact that what I'm doing now is pretty close to my dream job, and wondering how I got so lucky.

Also playing imaginary real estate mogul.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being very very sarcastic, dissecting social interactions, cooking lunch and dinner for over 1000 people, herding drunken cats, pop culture references, chain smoking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an opinion. about pretty much everything. I'm working on learning to keep them to myself.... (ed. not so successfully)
oh, and I tend to have big hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ayn Rand, Ken Kesey, Hunter S., Aldous Huxley, Neil Gaiman, Heinlein, Michael Chabon, Terry Pratchett, Lawrence Block, Tom Wolfe, P.G. Wodehouse
hippie lit, Philosophy, cheesy murder mysteries, Sci Fi
the only t.v. show I really watch is Mad Men. I accidentally got sucked into it
edit: also now include The Wire, The West Wing, and Treme
also, I'm a Browncoat.
I am a book addict. If you have ever even thought about writing "I don't read much" into your profile, don't bother.
Tom Waits, Dar Williams, Devil makes three, Cat Power etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books
2. Cigarettes
3. Bubble Baths
4. Road trips
5. Small batch bourbon
6. Flirting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
running away, politics, rabbit holes, contingency plans, silly pictures of cats on the internet, new recipes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at Cocktail Party. its pretty epic....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a sucker for a change of scenery, and a partner who knows how to play the game.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to
discuss road trips.
tell lots of stories.
have a banter contest.
you think you can win. or at least play well.
want to chain smoke and drink copious quantities of wine/coffee/bourbon/water.
sing Johnny Cash at karaoke.
remember all the words to any spice girls song.
or think you were someone really cool in some past life.
or in this one.

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