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DisasterWaits

28 / M / straight / Single

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Construction / Craftsmanship
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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I am Amusing, Random, and Unrelenting.

My Self-Summary

I don't have a lot to say. I'm just a simple man trying to meet some decent new people and have some fun. I moved here about 5 years ago from the East coast looking for work and I found it, though the job market is looking pretty bleak right now. Good time to update profile *laffz* I had really great girl but that got all messed up so now I'm testing the waters again...I'm not into the bar scene anymore but I do still go out for a good time once in a while

What I’m doing with my life

Living the life of an oilfield construction worker...

I’m really good at

Anything involving a computer - building, repairing, trouble shooting, and some programming. I can fix almost anything given duct tape, crazy glue, and 5 minutes of my time. I said I could fix it, not make it last forever. Figuring things out: puzzles, parlor tricks, small mechanical things. Sports (snowboarding - been riding since age 12, improving at BMXing - riding for about 3 years now, soccer, football, badminton, frisbee, free running and more) Cooking? Only for myself I think (stirfrys, pastas, BBQs, oven roasts). Board games (I R teh scrabble ma$tah), trivia games, and some playing card games.

I'm still pretty good at first person shooter games for PC. If you want to LAN, I have Q3, Far Cry, UT 2004, ET:QW, or Left 4 Dead

The first things people usually notice about me

My sturdy body structure, my ugly face, my broad and twisted sense of humor...my roommate is taking photography so I'll get some new pics right away to show off my face

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books - Any manual or instruction booklet :D Isn't the internet like a really big book with no ending?? I read alot of news and generally amusing crap from the internet.

Movies - Most Action, Sci-Fi, Gangster, or Comedies, and A FEW animated movies. For example: Die Hard(except for 3 - lame), Terminator, Aliens, and AVP series. Rock N' Rolla, Gangs Of New York, most older Adam Sandler movies (ohhhh), all of Seth Rogen's recent releases (Observe And Report was equally disturbing and amusing in my opinion) Animated classics such as Heavy Metal, Ninja Scroll, The Animatrix, and Dead Space: Downfall. Not any of this kiddie japanimation bullshit. No apologies. I'm also into indie movies such as The Gene Generation, Outlander, Inhabited Island, and Alien Raiders to name just a few.

Music - Older metal and punk like Slayer, Sepultura, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Sublime, Fear Factory, Lars Frederiksen, Millencolin, old Rancid, Stiff Little Fingers, Nirvana, NOF-X, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, too many other classic rock bands to name them all.

Food - Mostly my own cooking or my momma's but any homecooked meal is awesome. I LOVE SEAFOOD! Even sushi, anything that comes from the sea is delicious. I am an omnivore but I insist NO ONIONS!!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!! *RAWRZ*

The six things I could never do without

My Bike
My Snowboard
My Computahz
A Job
Females
Um...a domicile

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Lately would have to be riding my bike, my next job, the current state of the Earth and what the next global crisis will be oh noes

On a typical Friday night I am

Riding my bike, working out, chillin' at home watching a movie or TV ep (Family Guy, Simpsons, American Dad, Nitro Circus FTW), or I'll be out on the town having some fun

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

This is a paradox box and makes no sense to me. If you put something in this box it isn't private now is it?

You should message me if

You are an honest, active person and you would rather go do something instead of sitting around watching life pass you by...