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23 M Somerville, MA

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Never let anyone discourage you from attending important events in your bathrobe.

Every bit of good sense and taste is telling me "Guy, no. Not the mirror selfie. It's self-sabotage in its most elemental form!" But you know what? Fuck it. If oblique whale-shirt selfies are wrong, I don't even want to know what right is.

A lot of people have asked me about the douchebag belt. It is pictured above in all its arrogant-bro glory. The hat and flannel were for Pumpkin Fest in Keene, NH, but I've now grown strangely attached to them and don't know how to feel about that.

I needed a LinkedIn profile picture. This one did not end up being chosen.

So far, my ability to make people laugh just by putting my arm around them only works on my mom.

In the Swedish countryside. Fairly certain the glass of wine doesn't belong to the kid. Fairly, but not completely.