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23 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly), Swedish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am kinda gradually updating this profile, and adding snarky editorial notes to old shit I haven't updated yet. So far I've made just enough progress to catch on to the weird pattern of beige walls in my photos.

I've lived in Massachusetts since I was 14 [Update: STILL TRUE], but I spent parts of my childhood in Texas and California, and now if I ever go the south or to the west coast, I unconsciously start speaking with those accents again and using words like "y'all" and "hella."

I am also a Swedish dual citizen, which lets me to go to Cuba and probably vote in Swedish elections, which is cool.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in biotech and finding the polarized moral pros and cons about it really disorienting to think about. Thinking about going to business school and also thinking about how much I would hate everything about business school.

Also occasionally stumbling upon pockets of time to write shit, participate on an editorial board in Boston, help my mom with web design, and make goofy faces at dogs when their owners aren't looking.
I’m really good at
Strained metaphors. Doing a shameless sort of flailing sprint when I see that there are only a few seconds left on the crosswalk timer. Being a total conniving dick at Clue. Reading too much and then realizing I'm constantly narrating my life. Sneakily playing Game Boy at work.
The first things people usually notice about me
Direct eye contact, jokes, douchebag belt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books I like are things like Let the Great World Spin, A Visit from the Goon Squad, Swamp Thing, Jesus' Son, Our Band Could Be Your Life, or anything by Dostoevsky or Thornton Wilder or Stephen King.

Once Upon a Time In America, Fantasia, Trainspotting, High Fidelity, Boogie Nights, Boyz N the Hood

The Wire, Justified, Louie, Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica, The X-Files, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, old episodes of Behind the Music and MTV's Fear

Curtis Mayfield, Fucked Up, Pulp, Bill Callahan, Gil Scott-Heron, Lambchop, Drake, a few other artists [This year, "a few other artists" just means ELO and Phil Collins and Toto's "Africa" and like, nothing else at all]

A disgraceful amount of protein shakes.
The six things I could never do without
I drink a lot of flavored seltzer. The addiction crept up on me but it's worse than coffee, which is the only addiction I can really compare it to. It's probably not worse than cocaine addiction.

My goofy jump-rope handle things. They're just handles with little weights on them. Nobody ever said staying in shape had to be dignified, right?

Bananas? Probably bananas. [Update: Definitely bananas.]

ABBA, partially so that I have something to define my heritage and partially so that I have something to sing when my friends sign me up for karaoke without my knowledge. [Update: they now sign me up for Tom Jones, meaning there is video out there of me singing "She's a Lady" that may or may not be used to blackmail me in the future.]

Wikipedia, for combining learning with an instant-gratification overload and for teaching me like 75% of the things I know.

I'm gonna leave a placeholder here cause I have a strong feeling that one day I'll find a hat that I just go apeshit over. [Update: I FOUND IT!] [Update 2: FORGOT IT ON THE TRAIN, FUCK.]
On a typical Friday night I am
Saturdays are my social nights, Friday nights usually run closer along the lines of "get home, exercise, shower, lie in bed with a book and my laptop and listen to Kool & the Gang and talk to friends online while occasionally staring at the book and trying to will myself to read it instead of passing the fuck out."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a freshman in college, I snuck into my next door neighbor's room while he was taking a shower, opened his laptop, typed the word "dongs" in the middle of his French lit paper, and snuck back out. He later showed the graded paper to my friends and me. There it was: "dongs," circled with a question mark next to it. I never told him it was me.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like to debate why teaming up to beat whoever is winning at Monopoly is or is not total bullshit, or whether Daryl Oates looks more like Mario or Luigi.

Or if you just want to team up for a karaoke soul duet a la "Ain't No Mountain High Enough."