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Discogsus

28 / M / straight / Single

Ashburn, Virginia

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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am smart, funny, and athletic.

My Self-Summary

I will try anything twice (just in case the first time was a shank) and I am very easy-going. When I make plans or commitments I keep them, but if I don't have anything planned I can (and usually will) do whatever is suggested :) Its not that I don't have an opinion (far from it), its that I can be happy doing everything and anything, and until I am actively doing it each time... how will I know if I am enjoying it?

I have an inappropriate sense of humor, which I will demonstrate frequently. I can and will find the humor in almost anything, I'm almost always in a good mood and generally a stable, self-sufficient person. I'm looking for someone to be a partner, someone I can respect and hold to the same high standards that I hold myself too, (I would never ask someone else to do something I wouldn't do myself.)

If you've made it this far here are some cliff notes:
I am a smart, sarcastic, funny, laid back, good natured, athletic, smart ass.
I am not untrustworthy, a liar, a smoker, or a game player.

What I’m doing with my life

Currently an engineer working for an aerospace company.... I am a rocket scientist! (Sorta, its a satellite.) At some point I am moving back to Colorado (or somewhere out west) and going back to school for an MBA or a masters in engineering.

I also seem to be spending a ridiculously large amount of time swimming/biking/running to get 'better' at triathlons...

I’m really good at

Soccer, Engineering, Driving real cars (manual!), racing on dirt roads, solving problems, making people laugh... a lot, cooking, skiing, road trips, and getting sunburned. I'm also a fount of useless knowledge.

The first things people usually notice about me

My smile, my sense of humor, and after talking to me for 5 minutes, my quick wit and/or smartass comments. Probably the bright shirt I am wearing as well, Orange/Green/Yellow doesn't matter as long as its bright. I'm honestly looking for fluorescent orange pants and a day-glo pink shirt (though even I wouldn't wear them together without provocation!)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Anything by Robert Jordan, George RR Martin, Raymond Fiest, Mathew Reilly, Clive Cussler, Elizabeth Moon, SM Stirling...the list can go on!

Still Firefly(come back!), White Collar, Chuck, Top Gun, Star Wars, Remember the Titans, Love Actually, Everything South Park, random movies.

Country, Classical, HipHop, Rock, Heavy Metal

Anything that tastes good! Really....anything. Fast food, real food, anything hot and spicy. Anything I cook myself, and certainly anything anyone cooks for me!

The six things I could never do without

Companionship, Passion, quick wit, intelligence, a great smile, and ....

I spend a lot of time thinking about

In no particular order: Girls, Where I'm gonna be next year and the year after that, When my car-ADD (no, not real ADD) is gonna kick in again and what I'm gonna get... Random geeky tech things, Work, Career, School, Life, Cars!

On a typical Friday night I am

Doing anything and everything.... Who I am with is more important than what I am doing.
Cooking, bar, movie, sports, video games, road trip, work, wandering, chilling, camping, running.... the list goes on. The one place you won't find me is "clubbing" unless someone has drug me along with them. I will go, and I enjoy myself once I get there, but I don't go alone just to "hook-up." (And I'm a 'ginger'.. I can't dance.)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I own a pair of Vibrams FiveFinger KSO's.. and a pair of Original Orange Crocs. Don't judge. Or, since this is the internet, go ahead and judge :)

You should message me if

Anything I say sparks interest, you are within about 30 miles of me, and you aren't so serious that you never laugh at yourself (or me of course.) You want to see the list of incredibly dorky and/or nerdy things I have been interested in throughout my past :)