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Discopuma

28 / M / Straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:14am
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible
~Thomas E. Lawrence

I'm generally ridiculous, more feral than civilized but house broken. I have lots of energy and passion oooh so much passion. I'm a big curious kid BUT I take responsibility for myself, past, present and future, this is very important to me in myself and in others. I'm independent, very comfortable with myself and enjoy being challenged mentally and physically.

I'm a mountain cowboy gypsy punk, can't seem to keep my boots still and don't really want to. I grew up as a gypsy so it's kinda in my blood. I am connected to Portland by family, I've lived here off an on sine I was in middle school. I've collectively lived in California the most. I want to put down some roots but I haven't found the right soil yet.

I love being outdoors especially off trail exploring the forest where few other manamals go. I work very hard and enjoy using my body, hands and mind for work, I'm not an office dweller. I have rough strong hands and lots of scars.

I am simultaneously the most coordinated and clumsy person you are likely to meet. I just ran my first mountain ultra-marathon kinda by accident and I can't wait to do another.
I've hitchhiked cross country a few times and bike toured.
I'm always down for a dancing I don't even care if there's music. I'd always rather be barefoot. I ride my bike year round even though I have a car.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to make a career in conservation, sooo I'm moving around working on trails, watershed improvement, invasive species control, forestry and lots of other stuff for non profits and land trusts/parks. I'm also trying to do guiding and/or search and rescue.

Right now I'm a cook at a queer bar in SE and remodeling a friends house.

In the last five years I've lived in california, oregon, washington, ohio, new hampshire and new zealand. During that time I've been a cook, landscaper, yoga teacher, massage therapist, arborist, caretaker, farm hand, entrepreneur and trail builder...I keep myself busy! especially since most of these were at the same time.

Other than that I'm always trying to improve myself, build up my skills, knowledge and living life to the fullest, and doing a daaaaaaanm good job at it!
I’m really good at
having a malleable mind, being a human furnace (almost always warm) climbing anything, drinking whiskey straight from the bottle, making/building/fixing stuff, dancing, cooking, taking opportunities to skinny dip, endurance sports, massage, making up words
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe the weird things i put in my gauges, currently whiskey bottle corks, I like to make my own jewelry.
or
that I do yoga/strech in public regardless of where I am
ooor
that I am climbing something

For real real if get told if have the perfect nose a lot....wierd but I'll take it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's a few of each, you'll have to ask for more,this question is too big for it's britches.

Books: I am always reading multiple books in a wide variety of genres, I like distopians, classic lit, anthropology. and ecology the most. I'm a schizophrenic reader. Clockwork Orange, The Red Queen, Metamorphosis, Alice in wonderland, botany of desire.

Movies: Visually artistic, quirky, independent and foreign are often my favorites. The Science of Sleep, Brick, Amalie, spirited away.

TV: Fuck TV!!!

Music: I like some funky base, layers or something you just want to move to, and I can mooooove! I hate "pop" music in every genre. Give me an artist! Smashing Pumpkins, Gorilaz, Violent Femmes, Neutral Milk Hotel

Food: Dude not even going to get into this LOVE FOOD I'm always eating or thinking about food and I'm an amazing, yah amazing cook! Indian, Pizza, Thai, your mom...but only if she's spicy!
The six things I could never do without
Lame question buut ( and in no specific order)...AWEsome food, mountains, aimless wanderings, meaningful work, running shoes and a sharpie to draw and write with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ecology, how things work, inventions, how everything in the universe is made of various waves of organized particles WAVES SO MANY WAVES, art projects, girls and how to catch a stupefyingly amazing one, how to live no less than 3 lives in the span of one, the revolution!
On a typical Friday night I am
Searching for shananagins but I do that pretty much every night if I'm not working súper late and sometimes even when I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
At one point I had 14 piercings (I still have a few) and I have a great embarrassing story which is related!

I would run away with the circus in a heartbeat given the opportunity.

Jedi in the streets but a syth in the sheets
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You have made it this far and are now harboring a burning desire to stalk me!

You want to play pool or go the the nickel arcade.

Are comfortable pooping in the woods! You don't have to LOVE it but it severely limits our explorations otherwise.

You are looking for a partner in crime figuratively and literally.

You want to start a book club.

You have any interest in figure drawing/modeling (not intended to be creepy) really if you want to practice art especially if you can teach me to screenprint or any printmaking actually.