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Dishwasher_Safe

29 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for a whiny, shrewish woman to share in mutual psychological torture that eventually leads to me developing an ulcer. I'm pretty smart since I can tell you that a group of tigers is called an ambush. In my spare time I like to regale locals with tales of heroism from my sordid and checkered past. I am good at Baccarat, quilting, the harmonica, and watching the activity in the canals of the United Kingdom. What's that called again? Gongoozling? I should probably look that up since, you know, I am on the internet. In any case, I am great at it. I have a plethora of other traits and issues, you should ask me about them.

P.S. I have a serious side as well. More on that if you're interested.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run my own company, and although that keeps me (VERY!) busy, I make time for the important things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Covered the important stuff above, but also: art, having intellectual/philosophical debates, pretending to be intelligent, shopping, eating chocolate, and being lazy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Not really sure how to answer this without seeming narcissistic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: DC comics, books on philosophy, Ender's Game, The Time Machine, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Giving Tree, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Movies: There are WAY too many to list. Just know that I enjoy funny movies the most.

Music: EDM! But to be honest, I listen to whatever I'm in the mood for.

Food: Korean BBQ, Thai, Italian, Pizza (for some reason it doesn't count as Italian), sushi, French, anything exotic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever happened to Rick Moranis. No, seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime as The Batman!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Somewhere in an attic there's an enchanted portrait of me that ages in my stead. Just putting that out there.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You actually read my profile, are genuinely interested in getting to know me, and aren't just going to ask me to help you hook up your printer or other IT related tasks. I know stereotypes are funny and all, but this one gets old really fast.

Also it's nice to meet women who aren't afraid/socially constricted with making the first move. Well it is the 21st century, and I see no reason why men should have the "privilege" of facilitating the first date. In fact, during our first date, I wish to be squired about town. Be weary though: I will try my earnest to make you feel as if I am disappointed in your choices for that evening and disinterested in general. I will also need constant psychological validation regarding my looks, my intellect, and that awesome parking space I landed on 10th and Peachtree.