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29 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 27
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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Quite interested in the world around me, apparently "serious-looking". Easygoing and well-meaning but a bit bumbling when distracted. Fond of tea, conversation, jogging and a hint of geeky things from all over. Generally pleased with the unexpected.

Slightly aware that cutting my full-sentence summary down to squidgy information chunks makes me sound a little clipped. I'm all wordy in real life!
What I’m doing with my life
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Updated on a weekly/occasional basis!
I studied Anthropology for a fair few years, and now work in the registry of a London university, poking academics until they do things and despairing over UCAS applications. I find my evenings and weekends occupied pottering along to pubs, talks, shows, films and galleries on my own or with friends.

I'm now trying to beat the winter hibernation-instinct and do get out and do things around town.

Gifted a slow-cooker, I've been slightly too excited about finding cheap meat to stew (insert joke here).

Have been listening to a lot of Kate Bush and PJ Harvey, which is nice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Good at falling asleep on public transport and waking up just in time.

Terrible at keeping a straight face. Advice welcomed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All of the below is an attempt at a representative sample.
Music that could crudely be called indie/alternative/folk & minimalist. So that's Aphex Twin, Alt-J, Bowie, Metronomy, British Sea Power, Kate Bush, Phillip Glass and Sufjan Stevens. Spotify suggestions welcome!
I'm always hopping between artists on Spotify.

TV like Game of Thrones, Sherlock, True Detective, Have I Got News For You, Snuff Box, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Children's Hospital & Arrested Development.

I have a shitty memory for books I have read and usually flit between a few fiction and non-fiction at a time. So off the top of my head; Iain (M) Banks, Gaiman, Kazuo Ishiguro, D.Adams, Pratchett, Philip K Dick, Margaret Atwood. I tend to like dystopias and 1960's counter-culture novels. I've also got a fondness for poetry, mainly 20th century British like Philip Larkin. I've been reading James Joyce and finding him a bit of a slog.

I'm a fan of playing board or card games down the pub with friends. I really like both films and food, but I've not much space to cover them here.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Dressing gown
- Kettle
- To-do list, else I'd be lost.
- The internet, both for reading odd little articles and for watching stupid youtube videos.
- Satchel/Man-bag
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Wait, what am I meant to be doing?"
or rather more abstractly:
"If I became a time traveller, how would I explain this aspect of modern life to someone from two hundred years ago?"
and other stupid 'what if's...'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a tendency to forget the word for something and improvise instead. I have distractedly told myself that I had to "take the whites out of the clothes-hole-thing". By which I meant shirts from the washing machine. I've also recently called a tray a "plate for a plate".

My jogging playlist includes 'Wanted Dead or Alive', 'Gangnam Style' and 'Bad Moon Rising'. I in no way endorse these songs outside of this context.
You should message me if
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You have a playful sense of humour and a playful use of words, and think it might be fun to meet up for a coffee one afternoon and see if we get on well in person.