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DismalSylph

34 F East Alton, IL

My Details

Last Online
Jan 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Random woman with limited patience for stupidity. Blessed or cursed with an over abundance of snark
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to complete a program for Occupational Therapy Assistance
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snark.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The curls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
'The Power of Myth' by Joseph Campbell, any action flicks, just about any form of music, and most food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, good music, quiet time, good friends, good conversation, and knitting supplies. The kid is non-negotiable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The exact meaning to 42.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Knitting and watching movies or reading. Snarking with my kid.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
not something I'd say here.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 30–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Proper grammar and punctuation means something to you, you know about Schrodinger's cat, and have a sense of humor.

Seriously, "your" and "you're" are two different things. Text-speak need not apply, long-haired hippie freaks, though, are welcome. Also note that "Ur" is only applicable if one is talking about ancient Mesopotamia.