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27 M Greeley, CO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:39pm
White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So how bout that local and/or college sports team? Hope they scored enough goal units. On a serious note, I try to rarely take things too seriously. Too much stress and all that. But as a quick self-summary? I'm a walking beard, I'm all about humor and quick wit, I dedicate myself to things I feel deserve my attention, and I don't play games unless they're video games. Or nerdy table top games, I'm pretty much a massive fucking nerd.

I guess we'll move on to the actual profile. Since that is pretty much the only real idea you'll have of me right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After failing at every other career choice I've made in the past 10 years or so. I have decided to go to college. Now I'm a lazy ass theatre major with probably a minor in marketing. We'll see how it pans out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I feel like putting more than 3 hours of work into. I'm not really good at anything, I have a knack for faking talents for an extended period of time. So I guess I'm really good at fitting into places I shouldn't.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wicked beard and probably other stuff I don't really know what. Most likely my amazing choice in wardrobe and my personality that just lights up the room. Seriously, the room is on fire. Who didn't put a fire extinguisher up?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read most anything when I remember to but love Sword of Truth, Dresden Files, Hyperion Canthos and other series I can't think of.

I'm weird with movies but what pops to mind right now or recently is Let Me In, Kick Ass, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Zombie Land, Kung Pow Enter the Fist, old Kung Fu flicks, Star Wars, Labyrinth aka (That movie staring David Bowies pants.), Any movie dealing with the Avengers as of late, Chronicle and various crap loads of other movies I cant think of right now.

Music...err I love music alot. But if I HAD to name some bands.... Megadeth, Murderdolls (Wednesday 13), Nine Inch Nails, Kidney Thieves, Breaking Benjamin, Two Steps From Hell, Korpiklaani, Dethklok, Andrew WK, Bang Camaro, Disturbed, KISS, Moonspell, Offspring, Social Distortion, Stonesour, Slipknot, Mower, Dream Evil, Roy Orbison, Michael Buble`... Wow that list went off the tracks at the end didn't it? Regardless,I love most music and will try most things once. I will totally admit that I love some oldies. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, those old dudes. Growing a fondness for Foxy Shazam lately, damn is that catchy. And holy spackle The Heavy. Listen to them, listen to them forever.

Oh shows, I need to watch tv again... Cause this huge assortment of random stuff I need to watch is starting to blend together. But shows require so much time that is NOT finishing one of the tons of projects I need to finish.

As for foods I like food... I'm picky sometimes, but I like food. And I will consume all in my path if need be! I can even cook when I feel like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer/Internet, Caffeine, Music, Mental Stimulation, -RANDOM OBJECTIVES-
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Very very very random shit...
Also how very terrible I am at not looking dumb.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting here finishing some random project or being dragged out to have a drink with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Enrique Iglesias... That dude can sing. I'm just jealous I'm not a hot piece of Latin ass.
You should message me if
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If you feel like it. I like jokes, alcohol, brownies, dark humor, and witty banter. Seriously, I have fun discussing just about anything. People have a surprising amount of cool shit to talk about... I know I was surprised as well.