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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:04pm
White, Other
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a walking beard, I'm all about humor and quick wit, I dedicate myself to things I feel deserve my attention, and I don't play games unless they're video games. Or nerdy table top games, I'm pretty much a massive fucking nerd. Also... if I message you and it seems awkward, it's because I am hilariously bad at acting smooth.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
After deciding all my other career options were not as interesting as I thought they would be. I decided to not settle with that crap and moved on to college. Theatre Arts is the current focus, since it's actually a very interesting field. Though this might be changing to Marketing... It sounds fun...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I feel like putting more than 3 hours of work into. I've got a knack for learning quick talents. But really growing a beard, being hilarious, and keeping it real. (That's what cool kids say right?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wicked beard and probably other stuff I don't really know what. Most likely my amazing choice in wardrobe and my personality that just lights up the room. Seriously, the room is on fire. Who didn't put a fire extinguisher up?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read most anything when I remember to but love Sword of Truth, Dresden Files, Hyperion Canthos and other series I can't think of.

I'm weird with movies but what pops to mind right now or recently is Let Me In, Kick Ass, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Zombie Land, Kung Pow Enter the Fist, old Kung Fu flicks, Star Wars, Labyrinth aka (That movie staring David Bowies pants.), Any movie dealing with the Avengers as of late, Chronicle and various crap loads of other movies I cant think of right now.

Music...err I love music alot. But if I HAD to name some bands.... Megadeth, Murderdolls (Wednesday 13), Nine Inch Nails, Kidney Thieves, Breaking Benjamin, Korpiklaani, Dethklok, Andrew WK, Bang Camaro, KISS, Moonspell, Offspring, Social Distortion, Mower, Dream Evil, Foxy Shazam, The Heavy, Roy Orbison, Michael Buble`... Wow that list went off the tracks at the end didn't it? Seriously, I love music and will try most bands/songs out. This list used to be bigger and ramble on. Fixed that shit in post yo.

I should watch TV shows. There is a surprising amount of good tv. But I don't have cable, and I'm too busy watching tons of other things.

As for foods I like food... I'm picky sometimes, but I like food. And I will consume all in my path if need be! I can even cook when I feel like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer/Internet, Caffeine, Music, Mental Stimulation, -RANDOM OBJECTIVES-
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Very very very random shit...
How very terrible I am at not looking dumb.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting here finishing some random project or being dragged out to have a drink with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This is easily my greatest creation.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel like it. I like jokes, alcohol, brownies, dark humor, and witty banter. Seriously, I have fun discussing just about anything. People have a surprising amount of cool shit to talk about... I know I was surprised as well. I also just realized I talked about my beard so much in this profile... wtf?