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27 M Greeley, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:23pm
White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My story is like any body else on these sites. Can't find what I want in life. So I come on here and look and hope. I can be a bit complicated to deal with personality wise. I'm cynical, upfront, not very politically correct, and kinda come off as an asshole some days. But it's only because I believe in the truth and that jokes are just that. Seriously jokes and some suggestions are just that, don't be so angry world. All I want, like all of us, is to just find something good in life. What that is will take time to be determined. So here goes nothing eh?

I guess we'll move on to the actual profile. Since that is pretty much the only real idea you'll have of me right?
What I’m doing with my life
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After cooking for years and dodging cutting my digits off. I've finally moved on. After getting the worst series of jobs for most of this year I'm finally homing in on something. We'll see if any of it pans out. Jobs are hard. But other then searching for something I enjoy doing, just chilling out and trying to be zen about life. Crickey that's hard as hell to do by the way.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Randomness, ROCKING OUT ON THE BASS IN ROCKBAND!! Singing to some extent, geekin it up, and I'm probably not a bad actor if I may say so. And whatever random shit I decide to dedicate more then 3 hours to study.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My wicked beard and probably other stuff I don't really know what. Most likely my amazing choice in wardrobe and my personality that just lights up the room. That was sarcasm by the by. =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read most anything when I remember to but love Sword of Truth, Dresden Files, Hyperion Canthos and other series I can't think of.

I'm weird with movies but what pops to mind right now or recently is Let Me In, Kick Ass, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World, Zombie Land, Kung Pow Enter the Fist, old Kung Fu flicks, Star Wars, Labyrinth aka (That movie staring David Bowies pants.), Any movie dealing with the Avengers as of late, Chronicle and various crap loads of other movies I cant think of right now.

Music...err I love music alot. But if I HAD to name some bands.... Megadeth, Murderdolls (Wednesday 13), Nine Inch Nails, Kidney Thieves, Breaking Benjamin, Two Steps From Hell, Korpiklaani, Dethklok, Andrew WK, Bang Camaro, Disturbed, KISS, Moonspell, Offspring, Social Distortion, Stonesour, Slipknot, Mower, Dream Evil, Roy Orbison, Michael Buble`... Wow that list went off the tracks at the end didn't it? Regardless,I love most music and will try most things once. I will totally admit that I love some oldies. Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, those old dudes. Growing a fondness for Foxy Shazam lately, damn is that catchy. And holy spackle The Heavy. Listen to them, listen to them forever.

Oh shows, I need to watch tv again... Cause this huge assortment of random stuff I need to watch is starting to blend together. But shows require so much time that is NOT finishing one of the tons of projects I need to finish.

As for foods I like food... I'm picky sometimes, but I like food. And I will consume all in my path if need be! I can even cook when I feel like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Computer/Internet, Caffeine, Music, Mental Stimulation, -RANDOM OBJECTIVES-
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Very very very random shit...
Also how very terrible I am at not looking dumb.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
normal stuff like having friend time or sleep time, or if I have the rare occasion of money, DRINKIN!... time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Enrique Iglesias... What?! Don't look at me like that... That dude can sing.
You should message me if
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If you feel like it. I'm a nice enough guy even if I am a little non-PC. I'm straight up honest to a fault and love to ramble on some days. Or listen patiently till people are blue in the face. Sooo ya...