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MattsSoRaven

31 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Basque (Poorly), Breton (Poorly), Khmer (Poorly), Ilongo (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
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Working at NASA 🚀, playing bass in a punk band, and watching as much baseball as I can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Monopoly, see what I do is... I ALWAYS buy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my voluptuous curves.

Shiny shoes, Immaculate eye brows 💅
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: mostly non fiction, but would like to start reading fiction.

Shows: curb your enthusiasm, small town security, girls, broad city, game of thrones.

Radio: I love Howard Stern, he's the greatest interviewer of all time.

Music: Avail, Minor threat, fugazi, gorilla biscuits, radon, inquisition, Lucero, strike anywhere, worn in red, rvivr, run the jewels, good luck,comadre, dead to me, braid, small brown bike, jawbreaker, 1994!, algernon cadwallader, young livers,the pixies, lifetime, Tom Petty, kid dynamite, paint it black, the replacements, the ergs, ke$ha, Miley Cyrus, Backstreet/beastie Boys. Mostly punk and hardcore but I like slow sad country songs as well.

Movies: Safety not guaranteed, anything muppets/ Jim Henson, Bronson, Bad lieutenant, stripes, planes trains and automobiles, dumb and dumber, back to school, sin city. Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield are my favorites
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oral Hygiene (tooth brush, tongue scraper, floss, mouthwash)

A room filled with gold coins attached to my house that I can do the backstroke in.

Spotify

Thick skin

Baseball

Zumba

Dutch crunch bread
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What if Kermit The Frog was a real living being that everyone in the world got to meet just once at the worst time in their life for comfort" - @emmycic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get easily annoyed by grammar pedants. Grammar is simply arbitrary rules used for signaling education / cultural affiliation, which in turn are used for marginalization. Language is all about understanding.

I don't think house of cards is very good *ducks*

Most of the Instagram accounts I follow are either dogs I don't know or men's fashion accounts. I'm kind of a weird but I make it work

I think adding in a saxophone is a perfectly good way to completely ruin a rock song. Yup even that one!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're nice.

We are a high match percentage.

Band and sandwich shop suggestions are always welcomed.

If you have a rescued pit bull I can pet or other dog you are exempt from the above requirements.

Don't message if:

You're a hater

While I am flattered that you think I would be a great play thing/tour guide for you on your business trip, I'm nobody's monkey or clown. Sorry!