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31 San Francisco, CA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from space camp
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Basque (Poorly), Breton (Poorly), Khmer (Poorly), Ilongo (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I live in the mission. I like ice cream & sandwiches and ice cream sandwiches.

Maine|Virginia|San Francisco
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Explosives 💥 safety at NASA 🚀, playing bass, and watching as much baseball as I can.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my voluptuous curves.

Shiny shoes, Immaculate eye brows 💅
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: mostly non fiction, but would like to start reading fiction.

Shows: curb your enthusiasm, small town security, girls, broad city, game of thrones.

Radio: I love Howard Stern, he's the greatest interviewer of all time.

Music: Avail, Minor threat, fugazi, gorilla biscuits, radon, inquisition, Lucero, strike anywhere, worn in red, rvivr, run the jewels, good luck,comadre, dead to me, braid, small brown bike, jawbreaker, 1994!, algernon cadwallader, young livers,the pixies, lifetime, Tom Petty, kid dynamite, paint it black, the replacements, the ergs, ke$ha, Backstreet/beastie Boys. Mostly punk and hardcore but I like slow sad country songs as well.

Movies: Safety not guaranteed, anything muppets/ Jim Henson, Bronson, Bad lieutenant, stripes, planes trains and automobiles, dumb and dumber, back to school, sin city. Bill Murray and Rodney Dangerfield are my favorites
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oral Hygiene (tooth brush, tongue scraper, floss, mouthwash)

A room filled with gold coins attached to my house that I can do the backstroke in.


Thick skin



Dutch crunch bread
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What if Kermit The Frog was a real living being that everyone in the world got to meet just once at the worst time in their life for comfort" - @emmycic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get easily annoyed by grammar pedants. Grammar is simply arbitrary rules used for signaling education / cultural affiliation, which in turn are used for marginalization. Language is all about understanding.

I don't think house of cards is very good *ducks*

Most of the Instagram accounts I follow are either dogs I don't know or men's fashion accounts.

I don't drink or smoke, please do your best not to judge me for that!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'd never be upset over someone simply messaging me, but if you're rude I'm not going to reply. Good rule to live by on here: don't message anything you wouldn't say to someone you've just met in real life.

If you want to message me, I'll make it easy:

Tell me about a time where you were a shitty family member or maybe tell me whats new in the world of lakes and streams?