Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I might look sweet, but don't be fooled.
I know twenty-seven ways to kill you with a paperclip, and I do not hesitate or
I don't need romance or friends, I have a wife and as many lovers
as I can stand, and my world is choked with simpering yes-men.
I don't need you.
But maybe I want
Maybe I want to use you and dispose of you like a moist towellette.
I'm four foot ten.
At least that tall.
I'm flat-chested and not ashamed to
admit it, but I have a booty made in heaven.
I have a beautiful pixie face that cost a bundle at a Beverly
Half my teeth are fakes.
And I'm covered in scars, not all of them bullet holes, but each with a
I play rough and I
I am tiny, ferocious, and a killer
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Shooting down airplanes, killing for hire, getting high (420
losers till they bleed,
girlfriend, and playing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Killing people so it looks like an accident.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't notice me.
Unless I'm putting on a show.
It's hard to get noticed when you're four foot ten.
If I'm putting on the show, then it's the show they notice.
Okay, I'm kidding myself.
It's my butt they notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(a) Morgue Monthly, Forensics Today, CNN.com.
(b) Die Hard, The Transporter, 300.
(c) Tango, Tango, Tango, & Jazz.
(d) Everything. Seriously. I'm a trained chef.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Fully automatic assault weapons, esp., my AR-15.
A pistol. Ideally an HK-P7 9mm, or a Colt .45.
Some fishing line and two pieces of wood for handles.
Sex (hard, hard, hard, till I smother, till I choke with it).
Oh, and true love. I guess that makes seven. Who says I follow the
rules? Who says I don't deserve an extra thing I could never
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing at all.
Please God, let me think of nothing at all.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking a gourmet meal for my girlfriend, having a little wine,
getting stoned, planning murder and mayhem.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a fictional character in the new novel The Pixie Murders
by Maxxwell M. Cassidy. Coming out soon. Check your favorite
bookstore. Check out my new blog, AskAnAssassin, on Blogspot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't mind that I'm fictional. Really, there is no actual
O'Day. You'll understand when you read the book.
You want to read a fast-paced, tender, and thrilling suspense /
adventure / spy novel about a young lesbian hit-woman striking back
for woman kind against child molesters, would-be military
dictators, and "The Man".
Please see my blog:
Assassin. Go ahead. Ask me *anything*.
Or visit my Facebook page:
Or email me at: DixieODay@cybermesa.com.
This profile copyright 2007-2010 by Maxxwell M. Cassidy.
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