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42 Hagerstown, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Mar 27, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
2/18/13. I've been laying in bed awake for an hour now, and I'm miserable. This is not normally how I start my day, mornings are generally exciting and full of potential. However, yesterday morning I sprained my ankle and it really hurts this morning! So here I am, feeling sorry for myself and being annoyed while waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in. The idea of spending the day in bed with my foot in the air (at least for this reason ;P) is not appealing. *pout*

hmm...
I'm a RN by profession, but consider myself a social chemist, lol. I think the most important thing I've done with my life thus far is raise my 2 amazing sons *proud* I've had a lot of fun and interesting adventures in the process, including serving in the military (go Navy!) and putting myself through college. (looking at my student loans I sometimes wish a less expensive college, but if I had it to do again I'm pretty sure I'd do it the same, because how can one honestly say no to the #1 Nursing program in the Nation. That's were I got my motto "they can't tell you no if you don't ask, but they can't tell you yes either!")

I'm very much a glass half full, rose colored glasses personality though I am very aware that the world is not all sunshine and rose buds. I just prefer to deal with the craziness with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. I laugh easily and often. I'm a ENFP/J, it's close call. I used to be an INFJ/P but I learned to speak my mind and that I like a good discussion/arguement. Maybe my E was just repressed :D

I tend to be equally comfortable in large groups or spending time alone, but I prefer smaller gatherings of intimate friends or with just one special friend.

I'm a bit of a book worm and gadget geek. I do most of my own work on my car when I can (with the help of a friend preferably.) I love just about anything you can do outdoors. I'm working on being more financially savvy, I'm learning lots of interesting info on mutual funds, interest bearing accounts and compounding interest. I probably should have done this years ago. grrr.

I'm always interested in learning new things and trying new experiences. I want to do EVERYTHING! I've been thinking about getting a new car but have just about convinced myself to get a motorcycle instead...

I just had I guy I used to date tell me I am the liveliest women he has ever met. I kind of like that... :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse! Join team Stacy cause I'm gonna kick some zombie ass!

I'm seriously thinking about going back to for my Masters Degree and plotting ways to pay for it, or rather avoid paying for it. Student loans really suck! Plus I need to decide what I want to specialize in. I'd like to leave the option of a Doctorate on the table.

I wish I was traveling around the world! I think I would like to live in Germany or England for a couple years, or both.

My two goals for this year are to get back into military fitness regs and to participate in Run For Your Lives, a zombie infested 5k obsticle course race. :D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a mom and a friend.

I have a knack for crafty things and gadgets

I'm good at taking book knowledge and applying it to real life sceneios.

Thinking outside the box.

cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told I have a great smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm pretty eclectic in my tastes, I love most music and books, not as much with TV but there are a good handful of shows I like.

I love to read and I'm a bit of a sci-fi nut. My favorite author is Jim Butcher. I also read a lot of journals and other non-fiction, usually histories and, of course, the classics and the raunchy. Yes, I did read 50 Shades of Grey...

Favorite movies include Princess Bride, Star Wars, My Fair Lady, Marry Poppins, Sound of Music, Monty Python, anything with Bruce Willis, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Last Unicorn, The Watchmen, Schindler's List, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and Das Boot just to name a few.

Currently watching Once Upon A Time, Grim,Dr Who, Revenge, Walking Dead, Lost Girl. And I love anime, favorites are Cowboy Bebop, Louie the Rune Soldier, Ghost in the Shell, Trigun I could go on, maybe in person some time.

I'm actually fond of educational programs. I like documentaries. I've recently been watching some stock and financial reviews. It's very interesting.

I like all kinds of music from Johny Cash to Pantera and tend to have Pandora running constantly, lol. Love finding new artists, would love to go to some concerts, but not by myself.

I love to cook, sometimes from a recipe but usually from my imagination. I have rarely met a food I didn't like (sorry liver, you smell so good but... gag) I like to alter recipes to make them healthier but still tasty. My favorite foods include Thai, Korean and Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Maslow's hierarchy of needs,
my wonderful children,
good friend,
laughter,
passion (love)
sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The pending zombie apocalypse

Getting in shape

Going back to school.

How and why things happen the way they do, how the simplest little thing can change everything.

The meaning of life, no seriously, I do, lol.

Projects I'd like to do, like sewing or crafts, or working on my car, painting the apt,.etc

What do I really want and how should I go about getting it.

Am I good enough

That I really do want to find someone share my life with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either home on Friday night, plotting my adventures for the weekend, on my way to an adventure for the weekend or spending a quiet evening with friends and family, which could include staying home on the couch pretending to be broccoli (vegging, lol.) I rarely go to bars, unless it is to meet friends or read a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm can be stuborne to a fault, I sometimes pout when I don't get my way, and will often argue for a view that isn't my own to keep a discussion going and dig to the bottom of the topic.

I have a really high labido
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a well developed sense of humor, are respectful, have a decent sense of adventure, like intelligent conversations and are NOT looking for a one night stand but want to make a new friend and see what happens from there then feel free to send me a message.