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DiziMayne

29 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:35am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently), Arabic (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been called c0cky, cute, interesting, funny, intelligent, rude, hot, and a jerk. I think only a couple of those are true, but I'm not telling which.

Me:

-If you buy me tequila/fireball shots, you can probably take advantage of me. I won't press charges.
-I am not looking for a one night stand, I'm not looking to get married next month. Somewhere in between is probably just right. Let's just see if we like each other first and take it from there.
-I can come off as a hard ass, but I have a soft side as well. Not snuggle bear soft, but somewhere between soft and hard. Ok this is starting to sound weird.
-l workout 4-5 times/week. My goal is to be somewhere between Bruce Lee and Arnold in his prime.
-I'll surprise you with chocolates, but if you irritate me I will eat the chocolates myself. This applies to flowers and lingerie as well. Possibly puppies too.
-Age is just a number to me. Emotional maturity is key. I'll date a 21 year old who's got her sh*t together over a woman in her 30's who wears YOLO t-shirts.

You:

-My favorite lady part is the frontal cortex. Can you find Uzbekistan on a map? Me neither. Actually, lets start with Illinois. Good enough, call me.
-You know what you want. I'm not talking about what you want for lunch, lets think a little more long term here.
-You know how to work the dance floor. I can tell a lot about a woman by the way she dances.
-Just be a nice chill person, laid back, don't judge, pretend like my jokes are funny, and I think we'll get along fine!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in IT (surprise surprise) and am working on IT certs and eventually a Master's Degree....What About Bob baby steps here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wiki'ing how much $$$ a particular movie made in theaters and on Blu-Ray/DVD

Sports (especially basketball & tennis)

DJing/Making playlists

Being witty.

I'm also really good at solving disputes. No wonder I was a peer mediator in elementary school.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My breath ain't stanky
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food: North Indian (not South Indian),Mexican, Italian, Chinese, Thai, Middle Eastern....I'm not too picky just no South Indian food!

Books: Autobiography of Malcolm X, The World is Flat, The Great Gatsby

TV: Family Guy, Cleveland Show, American Dad, Fresh Prince, Seinfeld, ESPN, Breaking Bad, Hannibal, The Following, Homeland, Batman: The Animated Series, The Blacklist

Movies: I'm a movie whore, but won't list TOO many.

Wolf of Wall Street
Chris Nolan's Batman flicks,
Gran Torino,
Malcolm X,
The Hangover,
Terminator 2,
V for Vendetta,
Blow,
The Crow,
A Clockwork Orange,
Star Wars,
The Lord of the Rings/Hobbit,
The Godfather,
Scarface,
300,
Snatch,
Dodgeball,
The Matrix,
Braveheart,
Lion King,
Aladdin,
Toy Stories,
Home Alone
Space Jam

Music is my Time Machine:

2pac,
Bone Thugs N' Harmony,
B.o.B.,
Wiz Khalifa,
Drake,
Chamillionaire,
Eminem,
KiD CuDi
Lupe Fiasco,
Notorious B.I.G,
Kendrick Lamar,
Kanye West,
Nas,
J. Cole,
Big K.R.I.T,
Mos Def,
Deadmau5,
Armin Van Buren
Above & Beyond,
W&W,
Smashing Pumpkins,
Foo Fighters,
Nirvana,
System of a Down,
Sublime,
U2,
Bush,
Linkin Park,
Metallica,
Weezer,
Green Day,
Disturbed,
Tool,
some Indian/Arabic music
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Family/friends
-Music
-Craig, the word of the day is Job. J-O-B
-Hookah
-Internet Pirates
-Bourbon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass and so, we are all connected in the great circle of life."

"I saw on TV today, this man lost his son, his son died.
So he had him cremated, took his ashes, and then made it to a Diamond ring. Now he watches his son shine everyday..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Could be partying, could be studying, could be watching a movie....I'll let you decide.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still use Winamp (I'm old school). Anything else you wanna know you can ask in person.
You should message me if
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You're down w/the brown