-If you buy me tequila/fireball shots, you can probably take advantage of me. I won't press charges.
-I am not looking for a one night stand, I'm not looking to get married next month. Somewhere in between is probably just right. Let's just see if we like each other first and take it from there.
-I can come off as a hard ass, but I have a soft side as well. Not snuggle bear soft, but somewhere between soft and hard. Ok this is starting to sound weird.
-l workout 4-5 times/week. My goal is to be somewhere between Bruce Lee and Arnold in his prime.
-I'll surprise you with chocolates, but if you irritate me I will eat the chocolates myself. This applies to flowers and lingerie as well. Possibly puppies too.
-Age is just a number to me. Emotional maturity is key. I'll date a 23 year old who's got her sh*t together over a 35 year old who wears YOLO t-shirts.
-My favorite lady part is the frontal cortex. Can you find Uzbekistan on a map? Me neither. Actually, lets start with Illinois. Good enough, call me.
-You know what you want. I'm not talking about what you want for lunch, lets think a little more long term here.
-You know how to work the dance floor. I can tell a lot about a woman by the way she dances.
-Just be a nice chill person, laid back, don't judge, pretend like my jokes are funny, and I think we'll get along fine!