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23 M Maple Valley, WA

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am just a big goofy guy who enjoys watching old science fiction and loves to make people laugh. I'll even make up ridiculous sounding stories in an attempt to catch a laugh. I have been called an analytic thinker and I think that has caused me to not to take so many risks in my life. I want to expand my horizons and try some new things, maybe even take a gamble once in a while.
What I’m doing with my life
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I left my job to get my education finished at Green River, trying to get in shape so I can become a police officer. Also trying to socialize more and change my approach to life.

I am also doing Karate now so I can be in a buddy cop movie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making jokes and helping with out. I really liked working up at a scout camp where I helped out kids but haven't had the time to go back and volunteer.

Also Improv, I just did a 12 hour long Charity event called hilarity for charity where we raised almost $1000 to go towards Alzheimers awareness.

Also adding shit to profiles while drunk that does not make any sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How tall I am. At 6'5 people notice your inability to walk through a door without crouching. If I had a nickel for every door frame I've had to replace because my head left a dent in it, I would have five cents.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Isaac Asimov books, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, and anything with zombies.
I also like Christopher Nolan Films, Alfred Hitchcock films, All of the Batmans, and anything with zombies.
Shows wise I am the much hated fan of Dramedies, detective shows and anything with zombies.

but really this is a loaded question because you really shouldn't judge someone on there "favorite" things. Like I really enjoyed Die Hard, but wouldn't say its my favorite movie but I watch that movie all of the time. On the other hand I loved "The Third Man" but would be content if I never watched it again. Though I do make it a habit to watch The Fugitive at least once a week...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Yeah that's 7... why is there 7? fuck you that's why.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
honestly? Nothing really, besides the standard stuff (food, sex home work) its a bad habit but I really don't care, I know I am probably not going to figure out a whole new philosophy with my high-school education.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games, surfing the internet, blowing of homework till Sunday, and reading current events. What I want to be doing is going out and seeing things but I find it hard to find places to go alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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for fun me and my brother remembered all of the lines from "Back to the Future" "Dude where's my car" and "Ace Ventura Pet Detective" to reenact during road-trips.
You should message me if
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want to start a fight club or you know... go see a movie or something.